dongdong

a person with a fat weenus

"Woah dude look at that ladies dongdong!"

by scoopi January 13, 2008

Ding Dong

the sound of a doorbell

Random person: *rings doorbell* DING DONG

by toast7 June 12, 2010

ding dong johnson

Refers to one who implies sexual manipulation of the reproductive organs and seems like they really want the dick/vagina, when in all reality it is just a prank set up by the prankster who has no intention of following through.

Stacy: Hey Jennifer, see that guy over there in the corner of the club standing awkwardly?

Jennifer: yeah he looks like he has blueballs. Did you ding dong johnson him?

Stacy: HELL YEAH BITCH! I needed that free drink!

by true army soldier motherfucker February 8, 2010

yaba-lob-a-ding-dong

noun: to describe an event where a drug user, high on methamphetimine (aka "yaba") is in a paranoid/psychotic state, rips off either his own or somebody else's genitals and throws them.

"That man is high, shifty, and toothless; watch your junk or he just might yaba-lob-a-ding-dong. And it may be yours."

by soendsvalentine February 2, 2009

Ding Dong Ditch

When you stick your thick cock into a woman's pussy and run away without cumming, as if to say gotcha! Alternatively, it can mean simply having sex with a woman once and disappearing into the mist. The least popular use of the term is when you cut a hole in the condom and blast away never to return.

Guy 1: Did you hear that girl's boyfriend got her a dick in a box for Christmas?
Guy 2: Ding Dong Ditch is what I'd give her.
Guy 1: Ding Dong Ditch the bitch.

by Eric Kazinsky May 15, 2016

Ding Dong Didley

This phrase basically means you dont give a fuck.

I dont give a ding dong didley what you thik about me.
I dont give a ding dong didley if the world comes to an end

by Ryan Surrao July 22, 2009

ding dong your opinion is wrong

a way of telling somebody they're stupid or that what they said was idiotic

idiot: feminism is cancer
educated person: ding dong your opinion is wrong

by fuck__you February 6, 2018