derp

A perticularly stupid looking type of bird.

Deeeerrrpp, derp, deeeeeeerrrrrrrrrpp!

by Derping Fantastic October 14, 2010

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Derpes

When one is infected with herpes from someone they know has it.

"Man I really fucked up. The doc just told me I have herpes. Must have got it from Sheila."
"Dude you knew she had the herp! You got yourself the derpes"herpes derp STD

by First Will Rice Lady May 28, 2015

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derp

An akward purple-blue.

...That flower is... a rather akward purple blue..

Derp.

What?

Derp, that's the color.

by Brad Robley July 17, 2009

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Derp

Anal sex with a horse.

"Dude... he just derped.."
"...That wasn't a horse.. That was paris hilton."

by Macie Land September 22, 2011

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Derp

verb
1. To smoke cannabis.
2. To inhale the smoke or vapor of cannabis or to consume and edible form of cannabis (brownie, cookie, etc.).

noun
1. Cannabis.
2. A joint or blunt containing cannabis.

verb
"Let's go derp in the forest!"

noun
"Hey man, you got any derp?"

by heroofguitar322 November 12, 2011

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