Declan

A metrosexual. Sometimes appears sparkly, but not in a Twilight-vampire-type fashion. Is always at least 13 under par when playing Tiger Woods PGA Golf Tour. Has priceless fun when playing Sims 2 and makes all characters lesbians. Has a gorgeous face that makes you want to throw your chemistry books on the floor and eat his face. Has the cutest dinosaur 'rawr' in the world.

Nom.

Person A: Why has that girl just swept her entire Chemistry table contents onto the floor?
Person B: She's just seen Declan.

by gojoe1 July 10, 2010

Declan

An awesome guy who is cool with the ladies and makes them wet just by being in a 5 mile radius of him. He is also super good at games and super cool! Likes old wars and Has a hat, watch, and knife collection.

I wish I had a Declan inside me instead of this baby carrot. (Baby carrot: anyone who is not a DECLAN!!!)

by Kartoffel May 22, 2016

Declan Dick

A unit of measurement commonly used in the Just Gaming and Crap Discord channel. It is superior to Metric, Imperial, and SI because of its simplicity yet accuracy. It is about equal to 20 centimeters, but some claim that it is still growing to this day. When Declan sees a picture of Ryan, the sexiest man on earth, the Declan Dick increases in size until he manages to relieve himself.

Man, I was a Declan dick away from winning!

by Binary Sloth November 6, 2016

declan lange

A sexy smoking guy who thinks he is and is top shit
The best at everything and is the hottest guy in the world... Everyone loves him, women want him and men want to be him. He has a huge cock and a sexy six pack!

Hey Declan Langeu have sexy abs

by One of his many lovers.... February 3, 2014

Universal Declaration of Human Rights

Some bullshit document that nobody follows.

Random person: “I’m protected by the Universal Declaration of Human Rights!”
Random person: “Nobody’s watching so it doesn’t matter. Do you have any evidence to prove that whatever happened happened? You don’t? Well, that’s too bad for you.”

by Mo’Nique vs. Precious September 24, 2020

self-declared

A declaration of a statement made by oneself, neither supported nor agreed by others.

'Hey there's no school tomorrow!'
'Isnt it just your own self-declared holiday?'

by Jwjwjwjw November 3, 2013

99 Percent Declaration

A piece of crap bullied onto anyone it can be shoved at, against the consensus of the community and general OWS movement.

The Demands Working Group tried to explain the 99 Percent Declaration, but nobody cared.

by Someonethatbelievesinconsensus November 5, 2011