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Demetri Martin

Comedian who ripped off mitch hedberg's style. But he's still funny...
"Another term for balloon is bad breath holder" ~Demetri Martin~
by Sgt. Pepper May 10, 2005
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Dirty Demetrius The II

A "Dirty Demetrius The II" is when you shove lego bricks up your uretha and get fucked in the ass by donkey and shrek.
"that fucker just pulled a Dirty Demetrius The II"
by CoolKidd12 November 23, 2021
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Drunk til Dementia

SOO drunk to the point you have serious cognitive disorder.
Joe Hollywood is the Queen of Drunk til Dementia!
by jhol August 12, 2009
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Scrotal Dementia

definition of scrotal dementia is.. when your balls are losing their mind and they can no longer think for themselves.
dude 1.what happened to Jack the other day

dude 2. idk man.. i think he was diagnosed with scrotal dementia. He hasn't left his house in a few days after diagnosis.

dude 1. man.. that sucks.. i would have to have scrotal dementia.

dude 2. yeah man.. i didn't even think it was possible to get scrotal dementia.. but i guess it is!
by Mark Zaney January 7, 2013
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Demetria

the fakest,and most two faced person you will ever meet . will always talk about you and make fun of you for your body and not having any niggas. smhhhhh.
thats a demetria!!!
by aggy123 October 1, 2019
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Demetriad

Demetriad:sm At: MOXA, 363/29 / V: (reg)Deme/Pl:~azi/E-Caninus 1:Mamifer evoluat de tip umanoid , atras de oameni de sex opus in asa fel in cat se tine dupa ei ca , cainele dupa mancare , potrivit a se asocia cu un "Omega-Simp" ~ "Ultra-Simp" ~ "God-Simp". Este un MOB de level 52 , intalnit des in "Outside Realm" sau in "Eliza's House Event". Ataca pe oricine considera amenintator ~in special caracterele masculine~. Base Damage-ul este 5.23k/hit , Crit:20%,2x , HP-69k , MP-5k, REG-40/s-combat , 200/s-noncombat. Demetriad are 2 spell-uri si o ultimata : 1:Vocea Demonului ~afecteaza doar caracterele masculine~ "Folosindu-si ragetul puternic ataca cu unde sonore , reproducand de mai multe ori cuvantul SIMP" 2:Berserker ~abilitate activate special cand cineva pronunta cuvantul "Eliza" in apropierea sa~ "Auzind cuvantul magic Eliza , Demetriad intra intr-un stadiu de nebunie , marindu-si stats-urile cu 15% si attack rate-ul cu 50%" 3:Ultimata-Simp-God ~activata cand Demetriad ajunge sub 10k viata~ "Demetriad evolueaza intr-un MOB de level 69 pentru o perioada de timp , sangele lui transformandu-se in hormoni , culoarea s-a inclinandu-se spre un alb si parul crescand-ui , precum si penisul. In acest stadiu Demetriad e capabil sa isi activeze ca ranged attack "SS Anihilator" aruncand violent cu screen-shooturi ce provoaca 10k daune/hit .
~Haide sa invingem un Demetriad!~ . ~Demetriad a intrat in Simp-God! RUN!!!~
by zeulsuprem April 25, 2020
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Demetria

A girl unlike any other. Traumas haunt her past and present. Will someone, ANYONE, Treat Her Better?? A victim of herself and those around her but her friends save the day time and time again.
Did you hear how Mandy found Demetria in the bathroom? Crazy!!
by honorarymilf May 4, 2023
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