Deception

Basically getting someone to believe your lie. Is a art that can be mastered.

There is a 26394622939% chance you just didn’t realize there was a letter in that number. You just looked back and didn’t find one, get rekt dumbass. You have fallen victim to deception

by Dis-Dood June 25, 2021

Decepticron

A vigorous virus that comes from the delta varient, side affects include

-Your dick little
-Your balls shrink
-Hairline fucked up
-Lightskin
-Cardiac Arrest
-Kidney Failure
-Herpes
-Lack of Bitches

Decepticron is a illness that is assured a painful death

by IssaMysteryy January 16, 2022

Deceptaconners

Fake people that come into your life & build relationships by deception & lies.

One who enters ones life to purposely ruin another person's life by the means of deception.

I honestly believed it all, the lies, the manipulation; they brought me into their troubles & sagas, they ruined 6 years of my life, they are nothing but deceptaconners!! Stay away!!!

by KiwiTruthTalker March 19, 2022

deceptionista

A master of disguises that concern hiding one’s identity using wigs, makeup, clothing/ costumes, etc.

Likely has multiple outfits ready to make themselves unrecognizable

The talented deceptionista sat in a coffee shop wearing an outfit that rendered them unrecognizable to even the closest of their friends and family.

by Washair July 15, 2022

Deception party

Another way of saying or expressing “surprise party” because of all of the lies necessary to make a surprise party happen. Also known as a deceit party because of the deceit/deception.

They threw me a deception party and I hated it.

Do not do a deception party please.

Sometimes a deception party is really fun.

by LingDanc803 November 8, 2023

Latitude deception

The act of setting your Google Latitude location to a place other than where you really are. Especially useful if you're a) having an affair b) a kid pretending to be at your mate's house having a sleepover but actually out on the streets getting off you face on cider c) avoiding a lingering ex

"I wasn't really at work til late last night, it was a Latitude deception; I was actually in bed with your mother."

by neveryoumindmate November 28, 2009

contra-deception

The opposite of contraception, i.e. an unwanted pregnancy caused by a dishonest partner.

1. Shit! Dick said he was clipped, but now I'm pregnant. What contra-deception!
2. That bitch Jane said she was on the pill, but now she's prego. Contra-deception at its worst!

by euphemismo February 28, 2019