Death

Something that I want and you want to happen. Trust me, when it happens its gonna be super helpful. When death happens, you don't need to give a fuck or shit about anything.

Me: Welcome death. Please end my suffering.
Death: Gladly
Me: Thank you death.

by Someone lame and bored. November 20, 2018

Death

Something Karens all deserve

Death : Alrighty, it’s time for you to go.
Karen : I’m not leaving so early! Let me speak to your manager! 😡

by MyChildhoodHasBeenRuined February 22, 2022

Death

Death is when someone lies down, sleeps, and never wakes up.

5 year old says “my mom went to sleep one night, and she never got up. They later took her out of the house because it smelled. They said it was because of death.”

by Shortbread Gobbler October 7, 2019

Death

Marriage

"When's your death?"
"Tomorrow, her names Alice"

by bunsanchw February 4, 2018

Death

What every edgy teenager desires.

Death is a preferable alternative to communism

by Exterminate_all_thots May 23, 2018

death

The only sure thing in life besides taxes.

Can be delivered by a 9mm, 12 gauge, a sharp knife, or a rope.

Often is followed by expensive funeral costs.

After i lost my job, I knew only death could persue.

by Grim Reaper 6969 February 27, 2017

Death

Those who have tried this have claimed it is a truly fantastic experience, best served as a final course after a refreshing kick of sharp ‘n’ bitter, also known as life.

I’ve had enough of life, moving onto death

by Blobfish.inc April 2, 2018