Dante

He is a white male, with a 2.5 mm shlong and he wears glasses, as well as plays puck. He keeps a gun under his bed, and his great grandfather is dead. He is funny, and he owns a $15 highlighter which can be easily mistaken as a vaporizer. But don’t be fooled....it’s not. His friends name is tye-dye, but his name is short for boobs, and he owns a wife.

Wooooow look at Dante and his shlong!

Dante likes his wife’s DSL’S

by Anonymous.04 July 19, 2021

Dante

A Small but very cool man he is a great friend but sometimes he does act like a dick he is a man and an animal and a monkey he is very good at fortnite but also he is very energetic he likes to jump on people and put then on the ground he is 4"11 feet

1: do u know Dante
2: yes he is a very good friend

by Casey Meel May 24, 2022

Dante

a fast eating beast, she likes to feast.
her birthgiver (Olg), the devil of all created an army of mixed children. They were born and raised under Spanish roof with no food existing in this household. You often find Dante at the Curtis headquarters where snacks will be found (cosmic brownies) she scares cats and has fidgeting issues. “Dante pass the hoagies”
Dante: movie character (bolloywood)

“Hey Dante, can I come over tonight for food?”

by bhdhdhdhdhdjdjdjddj November 9, 2021

Dante Ortiz

A homosexual Mexican with no license

Dante Ortiz is a glasses wearing dumbass

by Swagmasterbigcock69 November 25, 2021

Dante's Divine Comedy

When you are holding in a jizz so you don't lose any soldiers and you fart and the fart is the catalyst for eruption.

"what happened to you?"
"it stinks, i made a mess, it was Dante's Divine Comedy"

by poopsiemanym January 15, 2024

Dante

Cool as shit 😎 👍 but also a man with a massive schlongdinger. He is also the best player of all time.

Dante is so hot I want to give him African goggles.

by Dr.Dick5792-1 August 15, 2022

Dante

Dante is a sexy handsome man smells great has lots of money (MASSIVE COCK full size when he was born out the womb) muscular great at all sports pulls bitches ( hella bitches)

Wow was that Dante he’s so handsome sexy strong rich massive cock, etc

by DefinitelynotDante July 22, 2022