Danish Oven

When a woman queefs under the sheets and traps you with the fishy smell.

I dare not give Liana a dutch oven, least I wake up in a danish oven...

by Betty Wight November 26, 2017

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Danish Handjob

A conventional handjob - though not to completion - wherein the receiver alternates between stroking the shaft and painfully crushing the testicles.

I was in my car with my latest guy-friend the other day, and I totally gave him a Danish Handjob.

by Mr Monotony June 2, 2018

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danish muffin

When you creampie a chick on her period and you or one of your buddies eat it out.

Jenna serves a mean danish muffin mang.

by Dankomancer June 9, 2018

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Libertarian socialist society from the late 9th century located northeast of The Danelaw, with a main export of bloody maries in exchange for Middle Eastern pipe tobacco. It's revolutionary slogan of "Ingen Guder, Ingen Herrer" led to being the only society that set weregild as an equal amount of shillings for everyone

Dannish 'Merica is well known for the Norsepunk anthem "Danco-Unamerican", released by Ingen Virkninger on May 6, 878.

by Brad R. December 28, 2018

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danish croquette

When, while performing ass to mouth, the person performing the oral work vomits into the anal cavity, and the receiver holds the gained material inside for at least a day so it mangles with the next buildup of droppings, which will in normal cases be non-liquid and firm, but different in color and texture, like Danish remoulade.

Say, Hans Christian, how was your toilet visit? -Well, Mads, I think we managed to make a perfect Danish croquette.

by GekkieNietGekkie May 31, 2019

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