Wet donkey

When a man ejaculates inside of his woman and then immediately gives her a donkey back ride, allowing the semen to dribble onto said man's back.

Okay Michelle, I'm finished, now get on my back and give me a wet donkey

by JHenbo May 16, 2020

Whatever rides your donkey

Synonym of "Whatever floats your boat".

friend: What do you feel like doing?

me: Anything dude, whatever rides your donkey.

by Diemon Daves June 13, 2010

Drop a donkey

The act of defecating a very large amount.

After eating all that, I need to Drop a donkey!

by DawgsFan January 26, 2012

jump the donkey

To embark on an exciting and potentially dangerous adventure.

Justin Bieber will jump the donkey when he goes hunting for sharks from a helicopter.

by MonksAnonymous August 29, 2015

Shaving the donkey

When a Canadian rubs the back of his head on your taint.

See that bald spot on the back of his head, he’s been shaving the donkey, eh.

by The Alaskan and the Indian April 23, 2021

Transvestite Donkey Witch

Sarah Jessica Parker

Guy 1: Who's that transvestite donkey witch?
Guy 2: That's Sarah Jessica Parker
Guy 1: *vomits*

by Mr. Can't Think of a Name March 27, 2010

donkey ass

when a female's rear is so big, muscular, and round it resambles the hind quarters of a donkey or horse. Usually a good thing.

I coined this phrase in 1996. "Man, that chick's ass looks like a horse." "Yeah, She's got a donkey ass." I believe the hip-hop culture bastardized that prase tobedonkeydonk. I'll take credit for that.

by Paul August 6, 2004