by Buff Daddy March 12, 2019

This person was given the name “dana” by birthright. Over time, she didn’t like the pronunciation of “dana” but instead prefers “Donna.” She is arrogant and refuses to accept the accurate pronunciation, which makes sense since she’s Russian. Additionally, she finds Asian males to be extremely appealing, which is very odd. people tend to stick to dana and cherish her company, except for males named Kenneth (since Kenneth’s are attracted to males). She is kind but at times, can be a total bitch. She is a decent driver given the exception of exiting off ramps. She is also very good at piano but can’t can’t play anything else. Overall, if you need someone who can’t contribute to society, you’ll need a “Donna.” If you want a piano teacher, you’ll need a “dana.”
by Jimmyjohn2938 November 22, 2021

The Thiccest of them all. Our god. You shall pray for the Real SamDana every night or he will fuck you with no lube.
by SalocinS June 19, 2017

by Cakeims October 28, 2019

oh, dana. what are you doing here?
by willow_tweeeeeee April 7, 2022

She's the kindest and funniest girl you'll ever meet. She's beautiful with the purest heart ever, her intentions are never bad and I doubt she's ever done a bad thing. She'll look at you with her big brown eyes and curly hair. Every time she comes near all you can smell is her vanilla perfume and coconut shampoo. The second you meet her it's like someone flips a switch and all of a sudden all the information that occupied your brain disappears and is replaced by her, her face, her eyes, her lips, her scent, her smile, her intelligence, her personality, her purity, her humor, her body, her eyes, her laugh. She's also the most loyal girl ever. If you have a Dana in your life, protect her at all costs, hold her tight, and never let her go because the chances of you coming across a girl like her again are slim to none.
I love you, Dana.
by SilvaViridis January 21, 2024

A 6'6'' god Lithuanian with a 11 inch cock. He is stronger than Naruto, Itachi and Madara Uchiha. He is tall, blonde, loves anime, and super sexy. Also, have best gf in a world
by a guy from above who never lie June 19, 2022
