spam dagger

Male organ; penis

"He pushed his filthy spam dagger deep into her fanjita"

by Marzipan March 26, 2003

dagger

IN BRIEF: Something that kills the chances of a good outcome. This is mainly said when competition is involved.

IN BASKETBALL:
-A completed buzzer-beater at the end of the game to take the lead,
-a field goal or free throw made for a team with just enough time for the opposite team to not produce the win or
-if the lead is completely out of reach, "2:00 left" is automatically the dagger.

IN FOOTBALL:
-A completed touchdown, field-goal or a safety at the end of the game to take the lead,
-a touchdown, field goal or safety made for a team with just enough time for the opposite team to not produce the win or
-if the lead is completely out of reach, "2:00 left" is automatically the dagger.

EXAMPLE: Mo Williams shot the dagger in Cleveland's win against Atlanta in Game 4. Just so you know, Cleveland swept Atlanta in that game, too.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant May 13, 2009

fast and danger

leet, ubar irl, fast like gleam the cube

I have two sides, one happy, one anger. You can ask a stranger, my board is fast and danger

by yeah January 16, 2003

dangerously drunk assistor

a common friend that is a mild mannered high school student by day, but at night swoops around the streets of his small town in his red solara/blue accord of justice and saving the underage drunks of his town from persecution, punishment, and arrest.

1. "I drank waaaay too much at this party. My night is saved, thanks to: the dangerously drunk assistor."

by Mattius gagliardi October 13, 2005

Dangerous Cult

See The Church of Scientology.

Damn! That's one Dangerous Cult!

Oh hell! He fell for that dangerous cult...In about a week he won't have any money....

by /Kick/ May 4, 2008

dangerwake

The act of ejaculating on a person's face to wake them up

"Wake up Steph, or i will dangerwake you up!"

by SexPistol December 19, 2008

Dagger Dump

What feels like sharp poop inside your intestinal tract. Typically right before your bowel movement.

-Dude! I really have to get home! This Dagger dump is prairie dogging and it hurts like hell!
~Okay man I'm gonna go 75 in this 45, we'll be home soon.

by sharp poo22 May 30, 2009