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Career Cutie

N: 1) A person who has been attractive for the majority of their lives, which in turn has made their lives easier.
2) A female who's job resume consists ONLY of positions based on her looks, not skill set. Ex: cocktail waitress, bartender, promo model, model, and/or any other position only given to her because she is pretty.

3) A female who fails to develop life skills because she has never had the need for them, because she is attractive.
"Heather cannot work a full time job, she has no skill set or work ethic. She's just a career cutie."

"She's a 38 year old bartender because she has no direction in life. Her looks are fading and that's all she has. She is a career cutie."

"I cannot introduce her to my mother, she has no qualities other than being a career cutie."

"Career cuties have an expiration date."

"The market is saturated with career cuties."
by stone814105 March 31, 2013
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cutis petutis

A really cute disease or illness. A Cutis petutis usually forms when you lack a hug of a friendly giant or the sparkles of a pegasus. There is no emergency to go to the doctors office. When you reach the nearest doctor, the cure is a dose of love.
Dylan has a cutis petutis on his left butt cheek
by doctorgurl May 27, 2018
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cutie pants

Pertaining to a female with amazing features, usually of face and body, that warrant mentioning to one's friends. Synonyms: bangin', gorgeous.
Now that girl...she is a cutie pants.
by Kevin October 5, 2004
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cutie pie

yo lemme get a cutie pie for a grand my brotha
by Ron Dukes October 19, 2005
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Cutie no Jutsu

The horrible censored version of Sexy no Jutsu used by Naruto in the DisneyXD version of Naruto Shippuden to make it child appropriate...which it obviously isn't supposed to be, since the crudeness gives it humor and personality to lighten the darkness of Sasuke and the violence involved...oh wait, DisneyXD censors all of the violence too...never mind, they already took the shows meaning away.

They also don't show Konohamaru using it.
Original Japanese: Naruto, "Sexy no Jutsu!" *Turns into a naked girl covered by clouds*.

DisneyXD Version: Naruto, "Cutie no Jutsu" Skips Naruto turning into a half naked girl and just shows peoples reactions.
by SaiTheAwkwardNinja August 23, 2011
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cutie call

Somewhat like a booty call, however instead of sex you're called over for cuddling and other adorable activities.
Patrick cutie called me last night, it was adorable.
by boatsnhoeszszzszzz April 10, 2011
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cutie pie

A song by One Way. This song is so potent in it's message that it should replace the "Pledge of Alligance" with "Cutie Pie, your the reason why." Bitches of all shapes and colors want to be called this.
Horny Guy: Damn ho you a cutie pie!
Tyra Banks: Want to fuck?
Horny Guy: Score!
by Negro Sandia October 31, 2003
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