Crusty Bubbler

The act of ejaculating on a females butthole, then waiting on her to fart causing a massive cum bubble on her asshole. It's all about timing.

Dude, you wouldn't believe the crusty bubbler I gave your mom last night! It was glorious!

by Bizzle, Cookie, and Timmy December 21, 2008

crusty hog

a dick and or its balls that have been covered in jizz and left to dry without cleaning, resulting in a crusty residue all over the genitals.

dude jerked off all over his hog and left the shit to dry, fuckin rockin the crusty hog.

by John Lindley January 7, 2008

crusty baldwin

when someone had anal sex with another and ejaculates and leaves it in there until it gets nice and crusty around the anus.

man i gave your mom a crusty baldwin

by c baldwin June 22, 2007

crusty nipples

nipples in which over time have molded, became saggy, and crusted over. old nipples. usually those of the mid aged people. found in mothers of 3 or more and prostitutes

wow, her crusty nipples make me get the chills.

by randomness_chickas April 3, 2010

Crusty Craig

When an idiot passes out at a party and someone jizzes on their eyelids. Then, when they wake up they will try to open their eyes and it will be crustied shut with jizz, like when people wake up in the morning with crusty's in their eyes.

I wonder if Tully will be able to open his eyes when he wakes up, boy we really crusty craiged him last night.

by Pete March 18, 2004

crusty mummy

when a girl is asleep, a man ejaculates on her eyes overnight, resulting in crusting over so she cannot open her eyes in the morning

"it took me 4 hours to get my vision back after that crusty mummy"

by mike March 26, 2005

crusty pickle

when a girls vaginal fluids are remaining on a mans penis after sex and eventually dries, leaving a crusty residue AKA crusty pickle

"That chick just gave me the nastiest crusty pickle ever!"

by cumtart69 January 20, 2009