The act of ejaculating on a females butthole, then waiting on her to fart causing a massive cum bubble on her asshole. It's all about timing.
by Bizzle, Cookie, and Timmy December 17, 2008
a dick and or its balls that have been covered in jizz and left to dry without cleaning, resulting in a crusty residue all over the genitals.
by John Lindley December 17, 2007
when someone had anal sex with another and ejaculates and leaves it in there until it gets nice and crusty around the anus.
by c baldwin June 01, 2007
nipples in which over time have molded, became saggy, and crusted over. old nipples. usually those of the mid aged people. found in mothers of 3 or more and prostitutes
by randomness_chickas April 03, 2010
When an idiot passes out at a party and someone jizzes on their eyelids. Then, when they wake up they will try to open their eyes and it will be crustied shut with jizz, like when people wake up in the morning with crusty's in their eyes.
I wonder if Tully will be able to open his eyes when he wakes up, boy we really crusty craiged him last night.
by Pete March 18, 2004
when a girl is asleep, a man ejaculates on her eyes overnight, resulting in crusting over so she cannot open her eyes in the morning
by mike March 27, 2005
one who uses their own jizz or the jizz of a friend to provide a sleek appearance to their ponytail or braid
by lohan6 April 09, 2010