Crusty Bubbler

The act of ejaculating on a females butthole, then waiting on her to fart causing a massive cum bubble on her asshole. It's all about timing.
Dude, you wouldn't believe the crusty bubbler I gave your mom last night! It was glorious!
by Bizzle, Cookie, and Timmy December 17, 2008
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crusty hog

a dick and or its balls that have been covered in jizz and left to dry without cleaning, resulting in a crusty residue all over the genitals.
dude jerked off all over his hog and left the shit to dry, fuckin rockin the crusty hog.
by John Lindley December 17, 2007
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crusty baldwin

when someone had anal sex with another and ejaculates and leaves it in there until it gets nice and crusty around the anus.
man i gave your mom a crusty baldwin
by c baldwin June 01, 2007
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crusty nipples

nipples in which over time have molded, became saggy, and crusted over. old nipples. usually those of the mid aged people. found in mothers of 3 or more and prostitutes
wow, her crusty nipples make me get the chills.
by randomness_chickas April 03, 2010
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Crusty Craig

When an idiot passes out at a party and someone jizzes on their eyelids. Then, when they wake up they will try to open their eyes and it will be crustied shut with jizz, like when people wake up in the morning with crusty's in their eyes.
I wonder if Tully will be able to open his eyes when he wakes up, boy we really crusty craiged him last night.
by Pete March 18, 2004
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crusty mummy

when a girl is asleep, a man ejaculates on her eyes overnight, resulting in crusting over so she cannot open her eyes in the morning
"it took me 4 hours to get my vision back after that crusty mummy"
by mike March 27, 2005
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crusty machado

one who uses their own jizz or the jizz of a friend to provide a sleek appearance to their ponytail or braid
I would trust my crusty machado in gailforce winds, it never fails me
by lohan6 April 09, 2010
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