by token emo April 07, 2022
a swedish crumpet is when you fart on someone’s food and then make them eat it. similar to a dutch oven, but replace the face with their food. often performed as a revenge ritual against a friend that wronged you, this move is taken stealthily in secret but there’s no doubt the enemy won’t notice the difference as soon as they chow down.
term coined by gizem bektas DJ and journalist.
term coined by gizem bektas DJ and journalist.
A: Oh My God, Felix pulled a swedish crumpet on my ikea meatballs yesterday.
B: No way… was the aroma pungent? I haven’t done one of those in years.
A: It lit my taste buds and nose on fire..
B: No way… was the aroma pungent? I haven’t done one of those in years.
A: It lit my taste buds and nose on fire..
by gizemtheDJ January 08, 2025
by AnAverageNormalEveryDayGuy March 20, 2024
Word to describe/classify your stereotypical British fucks, who are incredibly annoying, narcissistic, and like to kiss ass. They're the type of people to eat incredibly flavorless food like un-buttered stale crumpets or scones that just tastes like flour, living up to the stereotype that white people have flavorless food. They also use incredibly annoying vocabulary and like to pick on other people a lot. A disgrace to the entire British nation.
Example:
A: Hey did hear what Elizabeth said in class?
B: I know she's such a fucking scone.
Or..
A: THIS FUCKING CRUMPET KEEPS TRYING TO GET ME INTO TROUBLE
B: I have a fair share of scones in my class too don't worry about it...
A: Hey did hear what Elizabeth said in class?
B: I know she's such a fucking scone.
Or..
A: THIS FUCKING CRUMPET KEEPS TRYING TO GET ME INTO TROUBLE
B: I have a fair share of scones in my class too don't worry about it...
by greasy krispey and sexy April 09, 2018
by neuqxss February 23, 2022
by ThomasM65 January 01, 2020
by liTTLEMAN545 November 22, 2019