by t0sh1r0 December 25, 2009
The coolest anything can get. Something so cool, amazing and invigorating it makes you close your eyes, tilt your head back and smile. Almost as if you were to dip your crotch into a giant bowl of jello on a scorching hot day.
"This girl is so dope," Grant exclaimed, "she paid for lunch and suggested we head back to her place to watch the game. She's like 'crotch jello' cool."
"Is the new Beastie Boys album cool?" I asked.
"Crotch Jello," she replied.
"Is the new Beastie Boys album cool?" I asked.
"Crotch Jello," she replied.
by meatlocker April 17, 2011
by LemonySnickets December 06, 2018
The inevitable consequence of attempting to both operate a motor vehicle and control for possible Chardonnay spillage.
Awwwww, shit. I got me a Wine Crotch on that last sharp corner...stop at the next State Store. I need a re-fill...
by YAWA July 23, 2020
by Crotch Tingle May 11, 2010
Covid Crotch
When she lets herself go during her covid lockdown and grows a full on 70s style bush stretching like a horse’s mane from the mons to the bung. A true nightmare for her post corona wax visit.
My covid crotch was hallmarked by Bozo hair.
He was hitting me from behind last night and commented that my bung beard was quite shaggy.
When she lets herself go during her covid lockdown and grows a full on 70s style bush stretching like a horse’s mane from the mons to the bung. A true nightmare for her post corona wax visit.
My covid crotch was hallmarked by Bozo hair.
He was hitting me from behind last night and commented that my bung beard was quite shaggy.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
An even that occurs when sitting next to a jock with extremely long legs, he feels he needs to spread his knees as far apart as physically possible, while his ankles remain touching, giving everyone facing him full view of his crotch.
by Balisonger December 01, 2009