Go to hell for jacking off crowed

A term for all the prudes,fundamentalist etc. in the world because they believe that God will even send you to hell for jacking off.

He's in the go to hell for jacking off crowed.

by The Fury 13 December 3, 2010

coned

God was blasted by HPAlphaNeo's Panzerfaust
UberLiberal was blasted by HPAlphaNeo's Panzerfaust
D|C Silverbullet was blasted by HPAlphaNeo's Panzerfaust
(PMR) Trinity was blasted by HPAlphaNeo's Panzerfaust
Medusa was blasted by HPAlphaNeo's Panzerfaust
Xennia was blasted by HPAlphaNeo's Panzerfaust
HPAlphaNeo: CONED!

by Sgt. Hartman June 21, 2003

Cronked on Gronk

An expression typical sailors where one is completely intoxicated by rum to the point where one is constantly vomiting and fumbling with there movements.

"Hey guys; i'm totally cronked on gronk and vomiting everywhere and can't control my movements.

by Lord Garbage May 15, 2018

cronedawger

A manipulative way of getting people to go along with a plan by including said parties previous to them agreeing to attend.

andrew wants to see a movie. noone wants to go but he calls mike and says "me, brian, eric, and charlie are going to the movies" mike agrees because all those people are going. andrew then calls brian and says "me, eric, charlie and mike are going to the movies" brian agrees because all those people are going. etc... in the end everyone goes because andrew pulled a cronedawger.

by latenightlouies November 3, 2005

crondall surgery

1. something that is bollocks, ie must be untrue. originates from the surgery in crondall that all not from crondall were certain did not exist.
2. something that seems very untrue but is in fact true. originates from the surgery in crondall that all not from crondall were certain did not exist but later had to amit did exist.

Stovold: my mum grew an extra boob
Meaner: crondall surgery!!!
...later
Meaner: oh sorry stov i dint realise she actuall had, that shit is crondall surgery

by jonah December 22, 2004

Cronerati

A seriously hooked up car, of far-east origin, a hybrid consisting of Italian and Nicosean parts, kicks any Lambocivic's and Lanbo's ass, has a boomin' system that cats notice before it's even near them, is rollin' on bad ass 15 spoke crome dubs, has won many street races between Makedonitissa and Soutzou

Cronerati 1.8 V6 as owned by Tommy Bahama the Great

by Civic Test Driver July 8, 2005

Corned

Cricket term: When you are delivered a ball in cricket that comes straight at you and you completely miss it. Despite the easiness of the ball to hit, like when you eat corn It goes straight through you.

" oh man! Paffy got Corned !! what a loser..."

by clarkie09 March 30, 2009