crimin

Obese women who like drownded rats like me

That’s a crimin

by Matthew Lumsden May 10, 2018

Criminal Yapper

A person that is identified as a criminal and tries to claim innocence, would likely try to talk about how they were not guilty.

"Bro i swear to god i didn't steal that guy's underwear"
"Stfu Criminal Yapper"

by ToastHampter December 20, 2023

criminal yapper

A yapper who´s indentified as a criminal, likely is trying to talk about how he´s not guilty about the stuff he did

"Bro i swear to god i didn´t steal his vapes."
"Stfu criminal yapper"

by ToastHampter December 16, 2023

criminal wreckord

What da perps in a swoop-and-squat scam will likely get if they're caught and prosecuted.

If you don't want a criminal wreckord:
(A) don't drive while impaired, and

(B) watch where da HECK you're going whenever you're behind da wheel!

by QuacksO February 26, 2023

The International Criminal Police Organization's Bay Of Pig Invasion

The International Criminal Police Organization's Bay Of Pig Invasion

The International Criminal Police Organization's Bay Of Pig Invasion

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

Smooth Criminal

What Michael Jackson called "little Michael". What he fantasised about doing, but couldn't. Read the lyrics of the song - he wouldn't keep asking if Annie was okay (Oakley?) if she were dead, now would he?

Jenny: I was hit by a Smooth Criminal last night.
Sally: I thought you were walking funny today.

by Cool4Katz April 14, 2023

Criminally incompetent fuckwits

A collective name for the highways agency in the United Kingdom

5 sets of roadworks in 30 miles? Who thought that was a good idea? Oh, of course, those criminally incompetent fuckwits at the highways agency

by gussy finknottle June 1, 2021