Spitting Cricket

A master masturbatèur can choose the handless method and tuck his dick between his legs and rub them together rapidly like a cricket until he splooges on his thighs.

Keeping his hands on 10 & 2 Jason W. chooses safety and gets off while driving by performing the spitting cricket.

by Jizzimy Cricket June 28, 2019

Village Cricket

Cricket that is for ametures that don’t know much about cricket. Can be forced to play it by parents that think they are doing nothing all day. Usually a bit of banter is used. Common banter include “More dots than a Dalmatian boys!”, “Big swing no ding lads!”, “He’s just like a doughnut! All edge and no middle!”, “He’s swinging more than a dunny door on curry night boys!”, and a typical Aussie one, “Send the bails to New South Wales!”.

Village Cricket bowler bowls a crap ball:

Batsman: *swings at ball wide outside off stump*

Usually keeper: “HE’S SWINGING MORE THAN A DUNNY DOOR ON CURRY NIGHT BOYS!”

by Edaboy14 November 12, 2020

Butt Crickets

Nothing, nada, nil.

“Hey, what do I owe you?”

“Butt crickets man, we’re good.”

by owangutang May 18, 2021

cricket piñata

A piñata filled with crickets that is slapped until bursting. Then all the crickets flow onto the burster.

It was going well until I hit the cricket piñata and had to take a shower

by Piñata of crickets May 14, 2014

cringetertainment

A cringey event/object that Is entertaining

2019 is fill with cringetertainment, Tik tok is an example.

by smitty white toe May 22, 2019

A cricket moment

That awkward silence after something inappropriate, off topic or really boring has been uttered in a group conversation, where the only sound heard thereafter is chirping crickets. this is often followed by the departure of some participants.

OK, that there? that was a cricket moment

by <yawn!> December 3, 2010

Alabama Spoon Cricket

A Nigger.

Yo, Tyrone! You is one dirty rotten Alabama spoon cricket!!

by Synonymous-Stan July 26, 2010