crating

the act of bringing a crate into a colege dorm shower to sit on while masterbating.

John: "hey Rudy, what are you doing with that crate?"
Rudy: "I've been pretty frustrated lately, so im going crating. Now get outa that shower, i need to use it."

by The Driller Miller October 11, 2006

Catching the Crazy Turkey

Said by Ryan Haywood of Achievement Hunter. A sex thing.
If you don't know what it is, then it's too wild for you.

"Man did you hear what John and Macy were doing last night?"
"Yeah man, John said he was Catching the Crazy Turkey."
"Whoaaa.

by Panicube December 13, 2014

crotchinal

The sexual area of your body
crotch + vaginal or groinal

1. I'm going to kick the shit out of your crotchinal area.

2. Your crotchinal area tastes funny.

3. Watch your crotchinal.

by Seung October 16, 2007

Life coaching

A person who makes tons of bad decisions and bad life choices but still feels the need to give you advice and how you can improve yourself even though there lives are in the gutter.

Me and Melissa just broke up and Dan who is on his third wife was giving me relationship advice. He was really life coaching me.

by alberto89 February 28, 2021

Scratching the Record

When a girl "Scratches their record" they're masturbating in a circle motion which provides the most arousal to their clitoris.

"Dude, She was scratching the record all night, last night"

by ryaneschevere March 8, 2010

crutching

verb

to hobble along with the assistance of two metal sticks, a very painful and annoying form of walking

After a freak basketball accident, the cripple's ways of moving consisted of crutching and hopping.

by fireball419 March 7, 2009

Catching Grenades

Catching Grenades- Always ending up with the ugly friend of the group.

T- Hey ladies whats up

T to C- I got dibs on the right one

C to S- I got dibs on the left one

S to T and C- I get the ugly one in the middle? Man I hate Catching Grenades

by SchmittyBalls 17 February 27, 2011