A school full of crackheads cottage Grove middle School kids are good kids but they can become a little crazy LOL when they're on crack legit aunt cottage Grove middle school kids can throw some hands don't test them 🤚
by My clothing May 29, 2020
a chick with no sign of even having a booty. just a continuous line from her back down to her ankles must have a cottage cheese pancake butt
by tickle me funny March 22, 2010
a woman with saggy boobies and a really wrinkled up belly, usually the result of having multiple children
by Bob1984 July 25, 2010
by big shaft October 23, 2019
1. A special case of dick queef, or dweef, caused by residue from an incomplete ejaculation getting stuck in the urethra, fermenting and building up pressure til it shoots out the end like a stanky ass ball of cottage cheese.
2. The only Christmas present I'm getting for my friend this year
2. The only Christmas present I'm getting for my friend this year
Guy #1: Dude, your cottage dweef just hit me in the eye!
Guy #2: Sorry, I get a little excited while watching Deadpool.
Guy #1: ...I didn't say stop
Guy #2: Sorry, I get a little excited while watching Deadpool.
Guy #1: ...I didn't say stop
by Dave-Landon May 11, 2016
The action of cumming in a condom, putting it in the freezer for an hour, blending it, then baking it on a baking tray then proceeding to put it on your cold blanket for warmth.
by THEONE209 February 3, 2020
When a female with a yeast infection rubs her vagina all over someone's face, leaving a chunky white paste behind. This is an extended version of a snail trail
by Motorman20 March 17, 2020