Catch the crazy turkey

When you and your partner are having sex and you both make gobbling noises, preferably during doggy, so you can lean forward in a grabbing motion, there fore catching the crazy turkey

Woman on hands and knees *gobble gobble*
Man taking her from behind: Get over here * grabs her by the sides of shoulders* I'm gonna catch the crazy turkey

by Krimson_bloodrayne December 13, 2014

Coach Milo

That moment when you are alone in the locker room and the coach harnesses you by your jock's straps, pins you against the locker and probes your ass beyond his middle digit's second knuckle.

Quarterback: Your game has progressed significantly this year.

Receiver: Thanks to Coach Milo, my focus is strong. Our penetration is deeper than ever.

Quarterback: I remember getting to the third knuckle before I started to excel.

by Eaton Holgoode February 21, 2017

Catch the dragon

When your high is so intense you finally catch the magical dragon you've been chasing. Upon catching this mystical beast, many are not able to come back to the physical world and die.

"Johnnys off trying to catch the dragon"

by Stormer420 June 11, 2017

Catch the heads

Denver slang meaning "fade," "run the 1s," or "throw hands." Used to differentiate an actual fight from "Catching the bodies" which is a game played by local schoolchildren where only body shots are allowed.

He a weenie, I told him if he got a problem we can catch the heads/catch these heads.

by MississippiIncenseMan February 14, 2023

Clean Catch

(n) After you take a shit you inspect the TP and notice that it is still clean.

Kyle was quite elated after experiencing a clean catch as he only had enough toilet paper for one swipe of his crack.

by Guitar God Rob October 16, 2008

Spooge Catcher

Vagina. Female genitals. The part of the female body that catches semen, spooge

I shagged a bird last night and jizzed in her spooge catcher!!

My TV remote fits in my girlf friends spooge catcher

I lost my watch in her spooge catcher!

by Dave & Robo April 19, 2009

pimp catcher

A very tight outfit on a perfectly thick woman with high heels or boots and a lot of shiny hair that’s easily tossed about for good measure.

That be my Mama, a certifiable high-class pimp catcher.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 30, 2019