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Cosmic Blowjob

When you get your dick sucked with vape in the girls mouth. (Like a space ship with smoke underneath)
Dude Stacy gave me a cosmic blowjob with banana ice yesterday.
by Thatbitchwiththevapecard February 21, 2021
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cosmickey

To be a fraud and have terrible takes
smh cosmickey is not top 100 in my book
by still1600 May 18, 2021
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Cormac

A weird kid probably obsessed with anything that shoots or explodes/implodes. Has 5-6 good friends and definitely likes to be alone. Gives off gay vibes but is the most straight homophobic person you’ll ever meet.
John: “What’s that giant white thing over there?”
Bob: “That’s Cormac’s 7 foot penis.”
by my_nuts.123 January 24, 2022
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the Cosmic Turd

– noun
A particularly solid (or frozen) piece of excrement, used as a makeshift dildo.

- verb phrase
To {perform} the Cosmic Turd; the act of using a Cosmic Turd as a make-shift dildo, with the intention of stimulating the recipient to climax before it becomes uselessly flaccid.
I couldn't get wood, so I had to slip her the Cosmic Turd...
by Ace42 November 13, 2011
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you came from a great cosmic egg

A nicer way of telling someone " you don't know what you are talking about because you

either a) "butted into a conversation you had no business butting into or b) "you came too late into the conversation, missing the beginning of it and therefore don't know what you are talking about".
Parents talking and son interrupts : can I go to a Trump rally with my gf Jessica?

Parents : drive yourself away by all means necessary. Btw, since you came from a great cosmic egg, def a), you can also learn some manners and not interrupt us when we are talking.
by Sexydimma April 7, 2021
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Cossack slut

term used to define a friend from Russia who you really dont like, but keep around because he is Russian.
"Vadim you are the original cosack slut!"
by DreamsL0ST January 22, 2005
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Cosmic Wolf

Last night me and my babe Cosmic Wolf'ed
by CosmicSucker September 19, 2015
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