Cottage Cheese

Cellulite found on legs of aged persons, typically women

Student: Yo, Ms Holt has some nasty cottage cheese going on, she needs to wear some pants!

by Ashwin Jevi June 7, 2018

cottage brew

The collected bodily fluids of a bromosexual orgy mixed with a local pale ale, usually served while listening to shitty cover bands.

Lets go drink some cottage brew and watch Darryl's band play April Wine songs badly at some dive bar.

by Livefreelordiehard February 28, 2018

salty cottage cheese

Finely aged and fermented sperm: typically found in refrigerators, closets, or more commonly, back allyes in Brooklyn.

Example: Girrllll I just had the best salty cottage cheese last night! I felt like I was wined and dined.
Example: What is this in the fridge? Oh that is just some salty cottage cheese. Nice!

by Satan's_Sweaty_Grundle June 16, 2016

Group Contagion

Certain ideas or attributes of a subject are eventually spread to others in the group.

Group Contagion effect is a result of Syndrome E.

Group Contagion effect can be seen in Germany during the 3rd Riech under Hitler's rule.

by flintlocke314 September 24, 2018

cottage cheese diet

1. the habit of only having sex with women so obese they have severe cellulite (origin: the cottage cheese appearance of cellulite.

2. anything a woman who has severe cellulite eats .

1. She's too skinny for him, he's on a cottage cheese diet.

2. Damn, women on a cottage cheese diet shouldn't wear bikinis!

by Mike Oxhard July 12, 2006

Cottage

Yet another word for bed. A place of "recreation" and rest. A longer version of the word (cot).

"My boyfriend and i dont plan on just sleeping in my cottage tonight".
"Fancy coming back to my cottage" .

by Bri-Jolie June 12, 2008

Courtney Contagious

The Pimptress of the world. Needs to be adored by all men.
Very Cool; Very Catchy; Quite Acceptable

One day I want to meet Courtney Contagious!

by GeezCourt December 11, 2006