by Laurab28 October 31, 2019
An image of a person using traffic cones as appendages off of ones physical body, or really any humorous image of a person interacting with traffic cones, used as a response to an extremely poor or disingenuous argument in internet conversations. Cone Man is used when the point made is so inherently flawed, so factually incorrect, or so misleading that it becomes more productive to post images of Cone Men rather than putting in the effort to type out a well-thought out response. Distant cousin of Straw Man.
Person A: "The experts are lying!!! This YouTube video PROVES that COVID is PLANNED!!! And if it's real, just let the old and sick people die!!! Natural selection!!!"
Person B: (insert image of a Cone Man)
Person B: (insert image of a Cone Man)
by Cone Man McGillicuddy May 28, 2020
Summertime/holiday/weekend tourists passing the time by strolling up and down the street, window shopping, etc. while eating ice cream.
by CTap February 08, 2012
by drunkskipy February 28, 2005
by 420lol April 04, 2020
The flatulence in ones rectum that refuses to exit out the anus. This type of gas becomes boarderline painful for one to release, due to the fact that when it releases, it feels as though an actual cone is exiting the anus.
by Ogelthorp Agnus October 25, 2010
When you get really bored and you have to pee so you go to the toilet and twist up your penis until you can't anymore and then let go while pissing so it flings all over the place.
Yeah sorry about that bathroom incident last night dude. I was hella drunk and bored so I did a golden cone all over the place.
by MelonWorm November 17, 2013