blizzard conditions

The act of making a womans face so white with semen it looks like she went out in "blizzard conditions"

Hey check out jen. I jizzed all over her face and it looks like she went out in "blizzard conditions".

by pboudreau13 May 3, 2014

Graveyard Conditions

The punishment for doing something fucked up or just plain wrong. Used all the time in Mississippi, Memphis, Texas, and Louisiana.

Boosie Badass: “If 6ix9ine would’ve snitched on me he would’ve had graveyard conditions.”

by KountryNicca20666 September 6, 2020

conditional like

When "liking" an object on facebook, one "likes" the object and may or may not revoke his/her "like" due to the other people who "like" it afterwards.

I liked her status not knowing what other losers would like it after me. I could always revoke it: it was a conditional like after all.

by urbanauthority007 January 23, 2011

Air conditional surrender

A situation wherein one party wants to turn on the AC and the second party does not see the need and the second party eventually relents/goes into other room.

No amount of blankets could make the frigid room temperature comfortable so she had to accept the terms of the air conditional surrender and sleep in the other room with the windows open.

by Howzit September 20, 2015

fecal brain condition

Medical term for shit for brains.

Dan came back from the hospital. Turns out he's got fecal brain condition.

by Cpugh March 2, 2019

beer conditioning

verb. Preparation or conditioning your body for large amounts of alcohol consumption by consuming alcohol on a ramp-up schedule over a long period of time.

Dani B. (Morning after) Beer at 30 is not like beer at 22...

Jonny B. I feel fine. You should work harder on your beer conditioning.

by CadeyzDad September 4, 2017

bareable conditions

Social/environmental attributes dat at-least-adequately allow for da willingness to shed one's garments.

Exactly what would be considered "bareable conditions" would vary widely among different people, of course, but generally they would involve things like how well da considering-stripping-off individual likes/trusts any accompanying humans who would be observing said person in his/her "birthday suit", what will likely be expected of him to allow/perform with relation to said accompanying humans, how warm and isolated da present surroundings are, etc.

by QuacksO April 11, 2023