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Girl Conditioner

"Girl Conditioner" is a piece of indie gay slang used humorously or ironically to point out that someone's hair is dry, brittle, or otherwise in need of serious moisture and care. The phrase implies that the person isn't using enough-if any-conditioner.
“How does my hair look for the club tonight? Is it giving mother?”

“Girl Conditioner…”
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conditional like

When "liking" an object on facebook, one "likes" the object and may or may not revoke his/her "like" due to the other people who "like" it afterwards.
I liked her status not knowing what other losers would like it after me. I could always revoke it: it was a conditional like after all.
by urbanauthority007 January 23, 2011
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Air conditional surrender

A situation wherein one party wants to turn on the AC and the second party does not see the need and the second party eventually relents/goes into other room.
No amount of blankets could make the frigid room temperature comfortable so she had to accept the terms of the air conditional surrender and sleep in the other room with the windows open.
by Howzit September 20, 2015
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conditions

the surrounding conditions that define the state and level of life, such as social class, economical value, etc.
Yahaya Abdulahi (poor village man): "these conditions are terrible"
Michael: "Yes they are terrible"
Bill: "Shut the fuck up"
by new_jersey_event_conditions January 19, 2022
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Conditioned Asshole

A person who is an asshole but only to people who deserve it. Eg: a bad person
Jane: I hate bullys

Will: yeah that's why there are conditioned assholes like me who give them a taste of their own medicine
by Siknedevum January 30, 2020
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Air Conditioning

The only thing keeping humanity alive including Soft Serve Ice Cream .
Humanity: "Ahhh! How could I ever live without my sweet, sweet air conditioning! *Kisses air*"
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Race condition

When two minorities are fighting but the nature of the sytem has to permit one minority to be addresed as a racist.
Look, tyrone and Tou are fighting, I wonder who is gono get race conditioned.
by JayKayLMNOP September 28, 2023
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