don't bother calling

The last catch cry of a hideous woman on the walk of shame. Commonly after she has performed an act of fellatio and has had a cab called for her because there was no chance she was getting a spooning.

Hammo (through a slit in the bedroom door): Don't bother spooning that

Gronk: are you gonna let them speak to me like that?

Timmy: I'll call ya a cab, shall I?

Gronk (out the front waiting for a cab): you can't treat people like this, *sob* I can hear what you say under your breath *sob sob*

The Boys: waaaa, boo hoo

Gronk: Don't bother calling.....

(group hugs, tears and a sincere one kneed WHHHYYYYY)

by paddymac August 25, 2009

collingwood

A poor football team that is supported by doll bludging bogans who are responsible for the banning of canned beer at the footy.

Collingwood is crap and is disliked by many.

by roofan August 5, 2004

The Calling

1 - A rock band
2 - A calling to your destiny

1 - none
2 - It was a calling from God, for me to become a priest/teacher/etc.

by _aerix December 21, 2004

Collingswood

white camden

where u from

collingswood

oh camden for white ppl

by jerseyfresh5 July 26, 2009

calling spree

when a girl is horny and to satisfy themselves make a status on facebook telling evrybody to call them, when really they r going to put their phone on vibrate n then put it in between their legs and dnt answr the fone

female: (all alone) im horny i shud go ona calling spree

male: (on Facebook) ooo she sayd to call her n im bored so i guess i wil
Female: ( fone vibrates) OOO OOO OOO thank u

by ihopethisgetsaccepted753273 August 26, 2011

Cornwalling

A lewd but ambiguous sexual act. It's implied that cornwalling is something done in places with populations of less than 5 000 and more farm animals than people.

You remember that country chick we met at the bar last night? I ended up cornwalling her in a barn with her cousin Earl!

by IIscariot September 7, 2011

Calling Kurt Cobain

Similar to calling shotgun or Rosa Parks, however it is the seat behind the shotgun. Too soon?

"I call Rosa Parks!"
"Damn, looks like I'm Calling Kurt Cobain then."

by Yoloswag4jesus69 March 26, 2013