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stupor-computer

A painfully slow computer and/or internet connection incapable of performing more than one task at a time but capable of inducing a catatonic state in the user.
I fell asleep waiting for my goddam stupor-computer to load an effing wikipedia article.
by Mattemo March 16, 2009
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Obsessive Computing Disorder

Psychological / neurological condition.

The inability to pass a single moment without interacting with a computer screen of some sort.

The inability to pause and relax and actually think about nothing, without feeling the overwhelming need to fill your consciousness with the inane drivel that your extended circle of "friends" post on their social media.

The inability to interact with real people in a social situation without fucking tweeting that you're doing so and instagramming a photo of it onto fucking pinterest.
Work was utterly hectic so I took five minutes away from the desk to do a crap, but I have Obsessive Computing Disorder so before I knew it I was getting my phone out for a quick game of turds with friends
by jwgrooves October 24, 2013
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meat computer

A way to describe your brain
I'm a bit slow today, I need to reboot the old meat computer
by Youngmadhatter March 2, 2021
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National computer virus day

today is the one day a year that it’s absolutely needed for you to get a computer virus on your computer
November 19 is National Computer virus day! it’s my favorite day because I get an excuse to put horrible virus on my computer and I can’t get in trouble with my mom!
by Lemveon November 19, 2021
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computer

a very, very expensive punching bag
Work with me! *Crack* stupid computer! Gonna punch the life out of you!
by gusto5 May 29, 2004
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Compton Cocktail

If you're broke and only have $2.50 and some orange juice, buy a 40 oz., mix it and you got yo self a Compton Cocktail
by DWeezy1 March 29, 2009
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straight out of compton

1. A phrase said by african-americans who are from compton, ca. 2. A phrase said by a one, Matt, who is not black but should be.
by Ultimo Dragon December 17, 2003
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