New 4dr 4WD trucks with every option known to exist attached. This helps compensate for a small dick. These vehicles seldom leave pavement as 99% of the people who own them don't want to get mud on their Izod & Dockers, or could very well get stuck due to lack of knowledge in off-roading. Hummers also fit in this category.
by Imperial1931 November 5, 2005
Get the penile compensation mug.While traveling for a long period of time, and a car catches up to you, but likes your driving and speed enough not to attempt to pass. After miles you look through your rear view mirror to check up on your new road companion.
A typical aspect of road companion is day dreaming conversations with your road companion about other crappy drivers.
A typical aspect of road companion is day dreaming conversations with your road companion about other crappy drivers.
Person: How was the driver here?
Traveler: It was pretty long, but I had a pretty cool Mysterious Road Companion to keep me company.
Traveler: It was pretty long, but I had a pretty cool Mysterious Road Companion to keep me company.
by Chavin November 28, 2009
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This is a very complex explanation so bear with me if you decide to read it. First off few souls have ever heard of or experienced this vile act. The Candy land Compendium is a collection of sexual acts committed in succession to generate the final effect of the sexual partner looking as though they are covered in candy. It usually starts off with a black male candy cock with an abnormally large licorice stick, finding a really delectable candy crotch of the Indian race. He then takes her out for an Ice cream cone and bone. During the bone session is when the real oddities begin. She starts off with a gumjob and a sundae special for approximately 4 minutes. Things begin to get interesting with the Strawberry Sanchez with sprinkles along with a candy apple steamer which will take another 4 minutes. The male should not use all of his shit in the candy apple steamer because he will need a lot of it for the events to come. The female shall then proceed to insert a family size snickers bar into her vagina to execute a Candy cunt fucker. With his leftover shit he will does his best to complete the difficult Chocolate Anal Cone, Chocolate bandit mask, chocolate brownie a la mode. If does not have enough shit which most people will not, he can use a previously made stash which will of course be micro- waved before application. If he forgets to make a stash there is always the backup option of asking for the female’s excrement. On the occasion that they even have excess shit after these events it is always good to finish off with a fudge brownie explosion to reach the highest orgasmic state. The partners can then enjoy a combination of caramel bubbles and cookie monster surprise. To end in stylish and flamboyant fashion, they will both will dress up in piñata outfits and fill each others piñata suits with as much candy as possible. Then they will beat each other with wooden bats until their piñata suits break or they die. If one person dies the living person must pour chocolate sauce, sprinkles, and m and m’s over the dead person’s body and eat all their candy and the person they killed.
kid: Hey dad I was wondering if candy land is a real place.
Dad: Yes son, but it's a bad place. Your mother died there from an unexpected Candlyand Compendium.
Dad: Yes son, but it's a bad place. Your mother died there from an unexpected Candlyand Compendium.
by Wilmot West February 23, 2008
Get the Candlyand Compendium mug.The company was founded by Desvena during the end of the Holy wars, Desvena travelled to Harmonia where he found old Senatarian Imperial Cruisers, he sold them back to the Empire and made enough money to start construction on his city. After years and years of battle againest the Senataria he finally won and built his city, they are now the most powerfullest richest company in the Senataria. There city is built on 6 diffrent developments, The Urban development, Technoligical and Nuclear development, Weapons development, Scientific development, Conserving Energy development. Why did they become so powerful? Desvena found a new source of energy that can be taken from the ground called Thermal. After years of mutating it it became a energy source known as GEO-Thermal. After years of sucking it up, they found new ways to mutate it by injecting humans with the adavanced GEO-Thermal and calling it Geneisis. They tested the virus in a large city west of Sanavay called Foghorn. After years of battling againest Sanavay The earth eventually just destroyed the city by creating Tornados, Lightning, Earthquakes, and Hail. Desvena was killed at the top of his building when trying to escape, his son Senasta took his helicopter and got away. Desvena died by a Sanavay, Your Home away from Home
by Garett Lorenzo March 21, 2007
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by dagger_grrl October 2, 2004
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