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collateral ejaculation

v. Unintended male ejaculation caused by an action, especially unintended exposure or slippage by a female wearing too little clothing. Typically the ejaculator is one of limited sexual experience and does not possess the ability to control his "load".
Aaron -"Hey where did Nate go?

Ben -"Oh man, when that girl (motioning with hand) bent over and her tittie came flying out, Nate had a collateral ejaculation and had to run to the bathroom."
by rccola July 11, 2007
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collateral

another way of saying “ suck my dick “ or “ getting head
Pablo: I heard kylie and daron hung out last night!!
Timmy: yea she gave that nigga collateral
Pablo: damn daron ugly how kome kylie kouldn’t give me any collateral
by 23timmyy February 11, 2018
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collare

a homie; just an ordinary person, not pertaining to any one race.
"What up, collare!?" Casey said.
"Nuttin much. What crackin with you?" He replied.
by Casey July 6, 2004
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Collage Garage

Collage Garage is An Australian technology company that specializes in Internet-related services and products, which include a website, free hosting and domain names, Rick-Rolls and games. Its link is users.tpg.com.au/tanudjim/.
Wow, Collage Garage is a great website!
by Planeman653 March 2, 2022
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colgate

an amazingly sacred word only utilized when user is incandescently and incredulously sure they are telling the utmost truth.
i swear on colgate that i'm telling the truth.
by _f1_ July 22, 2009
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Collage Humor

A bunch of sharp adults/teens, making tons of videos and expanding the art of awesomeness. Deserves the highest form of respect with their wit, expression and humorous touch of the daily life.

Most likely the coolest crew in America!
Jake & Amir, Bleep Bloop, Full Benefits
and the vigorous Phantom of the Office to name a few.

Collage Humor makes you hardly working!
by xHoodwinked February 25, 2011
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collateral

Michael Liang.
Previously defined to make Fozoh pay his debts, but he never gave.
"It's collateral."
"You sir are collateral."
"Collateral is Michael Liang"
by caleb li January 8, 2005
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