Cylinder Earth Society

The flat earth society but a lot better. #acceptthecylindricaltruth

You can even buy merch!

“Hey man, this globe looks so cool!”
“IKR, that’s because it was made by the cylinder earth society!”
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“Where did you get that cool t-shirt?”
“I bought it to represent the cylindrical earth society!”

by Tactical Lemon 👌 November 30, 2018

wet colin

Individual taking a poo with the door open gets doused with a large amount of ice and water.

R. Bernard Garcia was also the victim of a wet colin.

by Agiriga April 25, 2008

colin

Usually male who suffers from greats amount of stress from the continuous mispronunciation of the name, and often referred to the second to last part of the digestive system: COLON.
Name often chosen for very pale Caucasians who end up looking like shrimp first time out in the sun every summer.

Hey Colin, dude, i think you need some sunscreen.

by cockgobbler1 December 14, 2008

colin

usually an irish/asian guy who hides his true feelings. His love for someone is very complex. He may love a certain person, but another close person even more without showing any emotion towards that person.

colin has always wanted to be with Teresea, but secretely with Gessie.

by Sarah December 13, 2004

fart in a colander

flitting , birdlike, from one thing to another, lacking focus, lacking concentration.

"stone me, denis.""since i made you player/manager you're running around like a fart in a colander"

by theWestHamfan November 11, 2003

Colin Kaepernick

(Adj) A dick

(Noun) A person who doesn’t stand for the national anthem

Roger: “I think I’m going to take a knee”

Steve: “Don’t be a Colin Kaepernick, Roger”

by RogerGoodell June 11, 2018

colin

name usually associated with a guitar god, and amazing vocalist. usually colin's are friends with everyone, and are always there for you when needed. have an infectious smile, and laugh. when you're around a colin you cannot help but to be happy. colins are the best person you can be friends with, if you don't have a colin in your life you should probably go get one asap. sometimes the name colin gets confused with colon, which is okay because you cannot live without either one of these!

person 1: im so down. i don't know what to do.
person 2: you need a colin in your life !

by kaytizzz November 4, 2009