clams

Another name for the female genitalia.

DJ: I just wanna go out there and find some clams.

by Blue Mazohizumu July 28, 2005

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Clamshell

Clamshell
This is when a girl thinks she is being nice by giving you a hand job, but actually hurts you by placing her fingers up and down on the head of the penis causing extreme irritation.

Joey: Lets go into the bathroom.
Rachael: Ok Joey.
Gets intimate(in a bathroom)
Joey: AHhhHHH, what the fuck are you doing? I'm leaving.

Michael: So how was rachael after all?
Joey: It hurt like hell.
Michael: Please tell me she did not clamshell you...
Joey: She did, oh she did.

by VegaStuff March 5, 2008

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Clemsux

A horrible college where a bunch of rednecks go. There majors are Farming, agriculture, being douchebags. This is a horrible school to go to.

Wow, you would fit in good at clemsux.

by Seanathon69 September 26, 2010

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Jack of Clubs

An idiot, someone who does something stupid that annoys you.

'What are you doing! You jack of clubs!'

by El Chadders October 18, 2007

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chumsicle

shark week's famous shark-attracting bait, a 4 ton frozen mass made up of fish carcasses. chumsicle can be used to define the sex habits of sharks and as a sexually suggestive word to humans.

1. "that shark really fed on that night-time chumsicle!"
2. "The debris coming off the chumsicle is enough to send the sharks in a frenzy... The chumsicle comes out with ease"
3. "see how the chumsicle plays out with a known feeder!"
4. "as soon as one shark starts gnawing at the chumsicle the other skarks start to get excited and start gnawing too"

by sharkweek313 August 10, 2010

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