1.
Guy 1: Man, Alicia said she won't have sex with me unless I start closing the toothpaste.
Guy 2: Oh that sucks man.
Guy 1: Yeah I guess I better go buy some condoms.
2.
Person 1: Should we hire Tommy?
Person 2: No. He's a really good guy but he just doesn't close the toothpaste.
Person 1: What do you mean?
Person 2: Well for example on this last business deal he set 10 goals for himself but he only completed 6.
Person 1: Oh okay.
Guy 1: Man, Alicia said she won't have sex with me unless I start closing the toothpaste.
Guy 2: Oh that sucks man.
Guy 1: Yeah I guess I better go buy some condoms.
2.
Person 1: Should we hire Tommy?
Person 2: No. He's a really good guy but he just doesn't close the toothpaste.
Person 1: What do you mean?
Person 2: Well for example on this last business deal he set 10 goals for himself but he only completed 6.
Person 1: Oh okay.
by aeather January 27, 2014
Friend 1 :"Jenny told Kurt she's not having sex with the lights on anymore.. says she doesn't feel confident."...
Friend 2: "I know, he told me he's been virtually cut off! "
Friend 1: "The girl sure can demolish a bag of cheezy poofs, I think she's been closing the gap since the end of the summer."
Friend 2: "I know, he told me he's been virtually cut off! "
Friend 1: "The girl sure can demolish a bag of cheezy poofs, I think she's been closing the gap since the end of the summer."
by Psychwinder January 15, 2022
It means that your incredibly close to doing something incredible, but ya failed! so, you’re close but...
No cigar!
No cigar!
Macy: Hey, i almost won the presidential election, but this twat named Jack did.
Blaire: Well, *chuckles* you’re close but no cigar.
Blaire: Well, *chuckles* you’re close but no cigar.
by history fan, lmao November 28, 2020
A room or place where you take a date or hook up that is designed to create an atmosphere or mood based on your sexual preferences and desires. For example, if you are into BDSM, it could include a bed with a bed post equipped with different types of restraints, dark leather furniture, and a dresser full of toys. If you are trying to create a romantic setting, it can include a bathroom equipped with a large tub full of bath products and candles with a sensual low lit warm bedroom environment.
Dude, I met a girl at the bar last night, and I took her to the closing den. Once she walked in it was a sure thing.
by RenDun23 September 11, 2023
AKA Kiss for Closing. When you know you can't be with your lover (for the greater good or for other reasons) so you give them one last kiss before you say your goodbyes. A kiss to close the relationship.
"I felt like my heart had been ripped out after he broke up with me; but we had a closing kiss to end things gently"
by Boiledmilk June 29, 2018
by theiconjenniferlopez June 13, 2016
by school doesn't help us December 28, 2019