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Cleveland eye

Similar to a E.P.D.D. where one's eyes point in two different directions. Aka, one eye is looking at you and the other is looking toward Cleveland.
Dude, I know she was a hotty but I couldn't keep talking to her cause she had a Cleveland eye. I didn't know which one to look at.
by Jlmontana October 26, 2011
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Chivesy

Adjective. Used to describe a person that is slightly awkward or shy. Can imply a person who is social but does not correctly socialize. May even show a slight gay or unusual sexual behavior. Typically a derogatory term to show superiority in social class.
"Alex over there seems a little chivesy."
by jcstripe May 13, 2014
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Cleveland Piledriver

A Cleveland Piledriver is the combination of a Cleveland Steamer and a regular piledriver. To put it simply, you take a shit on the ground, and then piledrive your bitch promptly into your pile of dooder.

Also synonymous with the "poop smash"
Examples :

"I made Jill tap out with a massive a Cleveland Piledriver last night."

"I knocked Jill out cold last night with my Cleveland Piledriver, it was creamy."

"I Cleveland Piledrived. Nice."
by nice. June 27, 2014
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Chivels

an unrecognizable monster that eats anything and everything without remorse. A chivels has many forms such as a human, to a black-holeish like being. The thing about Chivels' is that they can eat ANYTHING from nuclear explosions to entire galaxies
"Is that a Chivels?!"

"It Is! Run!"
by Sleepy__Mouse July 14, 2019
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Only in Cleveland

A frustrated expression by Cleveland sports fans after events only occurring to their cursed teams. Abbreviation OIC for short.
Only in Cleveland, can you steal a defeat from the jaws of victory. Only in Cleveland, can the Cleveland Browns manage to cough up a 14 point lead in less than 90 seconds. Only in Cleveland, can the Cleveland Cavaliers manage to rehire a coach they fired no less than 3 years before. Only in Cleveland, could the Cleveland Indians win a game with a walk off hit batter. Only in Cleveland, can the Cleveland Browns QB manage to sack himself. Only in Cleveland can their whole entire football team leave town and win not 1, but 2 Super Bowl titles. Only in Cleveland, can you fail at picking a franchise player for your football team after 14 years of having a top ten pick. Only in Cleveland, can you blow an insurmountable lead and watch the opposing team embarrass you on national tv. Only in Cleveland, can you hang banners for winning your division and not a league title.
by Bliff Blaffington December 11, 2013
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Anne of Cleves

(1515-1558) The fourth wife of Henry VIII. After the death of Jane Seymour, a new wife was sought for Henry, but his reputation preceded him; his main choices rejected him, making Anne of Cleves the front runner. The daughter of a German Duke, Anne was 24 when she married Henry in early 1540 but, unknown to her until later, Henry was repulsed by her. Described as pretty by everyone else, Henry (who was nearly fifty, obese, and had leg ulcers by then) said of his first sight of her "I like her not". Their introduction was a disaster, owing to mutual misunderstanding, beginning the marriage on a tenuous note.

After six months of marriage, Henry had the marriage annulled and offered to Anne property and estates in exchange that she remain in England. Initially devastated, Anne accepted and lived her days in wealth, answering to no man but to Henry, now as his "dear sister".
Anne of Cleves was olive-skinned, unlike the pallid Jane Seymour, and lacked the sophistication of Katherine of Aragon and Anne Boleyn. Her unfamiliar German manners, exotic clothes, and German speech did not help matters. Henry, put off by her body, whined incessantly about how "ugly" that she was, suspecting that she wasn't a virgin, disregarding her sheltered upbringing and overprotective mother; at 24, Anne believed that a kiss from a man would make her pregnant.
Anne of Cleves, humiliated and hurt by the king, outlived Henry and his other wives, enjoyed the love of her stepchildren and her people, and died a contented woman.
by Lorelili January 4, 2011
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Clide

Conspiracy loving idiots denying evidence.
Robbie: “The government is using the plandemic to control us. It’s a hoax.”

Ronnie: “Don’t be such a Clide.”
by Chukkles February 26, 2021
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