Log Chopper 

the anus

...as a result of last nite's very hot vindaloo, I now have an extremely sore log chopper!

Log Chopper by nufferz January 21, 2011

choof chopper 

Australian euphamism for a herb mill used to grind choof (marijuana). Also known as a Muller, its purpose is to increase the surface area of the material, so that smoking or eating it will bring out more THC.

Made from metal and/or plastic, choof choppers come in many shapes and sizes. Some have a box attatchment to catch the material. The main problem with choof choppers is that they can get clogged easily if wet tobacco or choof is put into them.

Hey, mate, don't chuck ciggies in the choof chopper - premium bud ONLY!

choof chopper by Googles October 30, 2004

fatback chopper 

Cleaving the buttocks in twain. Similar to a danza slap right along the buttcrack.

The bitch didn't like it in the ass so I had to teach her what's what with a Fatback Chopper.

fatback chopper by BUNNe's Sister, BUNNe, and an honorable mention to Wotan July 28, 2008

twisted chopper 

The best energy drink ever with a shitload of sugar and caffiene.

Only available in Washington, Nevada, North California, and Oregon, but worth looking for.

"Twisted Chopper is the KING of the energy drinks!! Not for your average high school retard who just drinks it to look cool."

twisted chopper by voorheez January 16, 2008

finger chopper 

An engagement ring so beautiful, the wearer lives in constant fear that an innovative thief will chop off her finger and the diamond with it.

I love your ring! It's a real finger chopper!

finger chopper by Spaghetti and Raisinballs March 10, 2015

Brown chopper 

A sexual position where a woman lays on her back and the man sits on top of her. He sits on her chest and holds her ankles by his shoulders, hence like chopper motorcycle handle bars. In this position he can titty fuck her, get a blowjob/balls licked or sit on her face for ass-licking, hence the brown part of the name.

It took Drew forever to convince his girl to try the brown chopper - sick bastard.

Brown chopper by AlxNvrmnd September 5, 2012

Brute Chopper 

A Brute Chopper is a vehicle in the popular Xbox 360 game,"Halo 3."It has a small, but powerful turbo, and is famous for being almost impossible to roll. It has weak guns, but can zip through the landscape at high speed, so the most obvious attack is ramming, and it has enjoyed a great reputation for its ramming capabilities

Red:Dude, what just happened to you, Rick?
Rick:Jesus man, I had a killing spree with the Gravity Hammer, and some douchebag on the blue team submarined me with a Brute Chopper.
Red:That's gotta sting!

Brute Chopper by Optijesus Prime June 16, 2008