Tim Cooked

When an apple device suffers horrendous overheating from a seemingly light load.

Popularized by the heat pipe-less MacBook Air, a design so inept that one must wonder, were the engineers drunk, or does Tim just love cooking CPUs.

"99 degrees from one fucking Chrome tab!"

'Dude, that thing is getting Tim Cooked.'

by Phat Johnny September 20, 2020

chocked

When you choke on cock

Wow! Liam really chocked on Jimmy's cock last night

by meatymember November 23, 2016

cooked

Slang term: Describing the old condition of somebody's shoes or clothing.

You been rocking those AirMax kicks for a year. Them shits is cooked!

by GabberNYC December 17, 2006

Crooked Letter

written by Case, one of the most awesome hip hop songs which just makes you wanna get up and dance

M I crooked letter, crooked letter I
I think I wanna hump that I

by howm June 17, 2008

Crooked vagina

vagina that does not pleasure the male shaft

Chelsea Rigley sure has a crooked vagina! I surely wouldn't tap that.

by Real World Cancun January 16, 2010

cooked cock

a male penis that has been chafed due to recent hardcore sex activities

Man, I have a cooked cock from your mom last night.

by Anonymous June 25, 2003

Chooken Booken

A word translated through many different languages to become the jumbled up mess that it is today. The word started in Marshville NC by a man named Ford. It then moved from Marshville to Louisiana by word of mouth and then transfered to California by a friend.

Not much is known about this word except for a few theories:

1.) People believe this certain word has magical abilities, enabling the speaker to have unmatched strength and a poison waffle thrower.

2.) Others believe the word was just made up so people could give it their own meaning.

3.) Some belive it is just a word created by a fucked up idiot.

Yo whats up Chooken. Ur my Booken right?

hey lemme hit that chooken booken.

by James T. Carson April 22, 2006