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Chocolate Handcuffs

The act of "popping" ones ball or balls (depending on elasticity) into one's partner anus and then requesting for them to clench. Once restrained in this manner the only "key" is a good push hopefully not dislodging any foreign matter other than your testicle/s
"Man why are you walkin funny?"
"That chick at the cafe we saw yesterday didn't want to let me go so she restrained me with her chocolate handcuffs! I'm gunna be out of action for a few days."
by craig101 January 8, 2012
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chocolate popcicle

Military call sign for a rotary winged aircraft.
Chocolate Popcicle entering 4WA in order to complete mission and return to mother.
by BeaniBeani December 3, 2016
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chocolate peanut

Nicole gave Laquan a chocolate peanut last night during their shift.
by Tel-E January 22, 2017
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chocolateoce

My main mod, chocolate god, even win a solo squad, trickshot, off a quad, small but deadly call him tide pod, 15 year old gamer used to play cod, he's a beast got that manly bod, 138 wins he's so pog! He's a legend don't you see? He'll bust right through you call him PNG, He's number 1, like he's supposed to be and he's the best player, OCE.
Default 1: Come on man we got this win!
Default 2: No we don't!
Default 1: Why not?
Default 1: ChocolateOCE is pushing us!
by PHANTØM December 31, 2018
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Chocolate pez

The small chunk off shit left in the pee hole of your dick after anal sex.
Damn, that bitch was so nasty last night! She did everything! She even sucked the chocolate pez out when I was done!
by Blackthorn1976 October 6, 2019
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chocolate nigger

a Nigger with poop on his or her face
by SouthetherBurningCrossBrother November 13, 2020
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Chocolate Helicopter

(chaa · kluht heh · luh · kaap · tr)

When you take a shit so large that it spins around in the toilet, painting the bowl brown before finally taming the beast after a couple of flushes.
Person #1: The other day I took a comedically large, perfectly shaped turd and the toilet wouldn't flush it!
Person #2: Really?
Person #1: Yeah! After the third flush it was just spinning around like a chocolate helicopter and painted the whole bowl brown.

Person #2: You should've taken a video!
by antipierspirant February 6, 2022
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