come here mafuyu-chan

A reference to a crackship fic between Mafuyu Asahina x Akito Shinonome reposted by some twitter user & is now a joke between the Project Sekai fandom.

friend 1: yo who do you kin from project sekai
friend 2: probably akito & mafuyu! hbu?
friend 1: come here mafuyu-chan 🤤
friend 2: WHAT

by come here mafuyu chan December 13, 2022

No Chance

No Chance; A word or expression derived from the St. Andrews vocabulary, meaning to state that in an opinionated manner, there is absolutely no possibility of an event taking place, depending on what subject is being discussed. Once the expression "No Chance" is said, commonly, little or nothing can be said in return. This word is sometimes nick-named, the word to end all words.

John states amongst a group of teenage friends, "Hey guys, do you think I can get with this girl?" A friend replies "NO CHANCE." As a result of saying "No Chance", the group would normally begin to laugh at John, making him feel like a "Jerk" for even thinking of asking such a question, and therefore would not even consider making a counter-statement fearing that a similar outcome will persist. This is why "No Chance" is nick-named the word to end all words. Some victims may try to counter the statement by saying "Chance" or "Yes Chance", but they are simply not as humorous as the original outgoing statement "No Chance". Also, "Yes Chance" simply does not make sense at all anyways.

by Pylon February 5, 2008

Alyssa chan

A asian person with hella weird dimples that look like you drilled a hole into them and has a penis and a vagina that shows off how long and thick their dick is but actually a pathetic chode gets huge boner when he sees a person called jay and ejaculates out of the blue with hella ton of cum that fires like a gattling gun and doesnt have the foreskin on her penis

Random person Ew today i saw a girl with a penis and a pussy when we were getting changed in the changing room
Random person 2 i think thats a Alyssa chan
Random person shes so disgusting she always sucks on her own penis and gets it to ejaculate and sucks all the cum dry
Random person 2 ew thats gross as fuck
Random person yea and i heard that she can close off her pussy so fast that it can slice off a penis

by yourshittasstegood November 19, 2019

Dirty Chance

While naked in bed and trying to fall asleep, your'e not quite sure if you've farted or sharted, but you're too tired to care. The next morning, you wake up with feces, and your sheet, dried firmly to your ass

I woke up this morning with a Dirty Chance pasted to my balloon knot. I ran around the room like Superman, trotting and giggling.

by LØRĐCHÅNŤŞ February 26, 2019

a ghost of a chance

a bad pun used in some animes where ghosts are in/mentioned in an episode

From Yu-Gi-Oh!
"It's me Kaiba, and this time you don't stand, a ghost of a chance!"
"Yugi. You don't stand a ghost of a chance against your next opponent because this time, he is a ghost!"
"I'm afraid you don't stand a ghost of a chance in a duel against me!"

From Pokemon
"Hey girl! You can't take him! You haven't got a ghost of a chance!"

by chinoboii11 August 24, 2009

Allix Chan

A man who is completely alone in the word with only his love for fitness as his company. He has many accents and steals peoples patter. Although he is many of these things he does have fit abs.

Girl: wow, did you see this guy i just met? he has amazing abs and lots of accents.

Girl: he must totally be an allix chan then.

by goodwanclyde February 18, 2010

no chance Lance

The guy at the bar that flirts with the bartender, leaves a terrible tip, and still tries to ask her out.

"Can you believe that guy was hitting on me all night, left me a 5% tip and then still tried to ask me out?!?" "Haha...another 'no chance Lance'!"

by DKapp October 8, 2013