chimp licker

A man/woman that likes giving oral sex to the unshaven vaginal or anal area.

1.if you like licking hairy asses or pussies!
2.if you like o-natural
3.you don't like a shaven haven
4.or you actually in fact lick real life chimps!
1.hey you chimp licker!
2.you are a chimp licker!
3.i know a chimp licker too!
4.how many chimp licker's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
by luke gibson May 25, 2006
mugGet the chimp lickermug.

Chimp-pansy

An activist or bleeding-heart liberal who wholly embraces the rights of Chimpanzees, Monkeys, Apes, Gorillas, Orangutans, Baboons, Douroucoulis or other primates.

Related Words: Tree Hugger, Hippie.
Chimp-pansy: I will not rest until these animals are afforded the same rights and respect as we humans!

Lawyer: (Pulls down pants, takes a crap in own hand and flings said crap at the Chimp-pansy)

"...These chimp-huggers, or chimp-pansies ... are just trying to circumvent the evolution debate. Folk's, we've been over this. A chimp cannot be a man because man is made in God's image and chimps are made in God's chimp's image. I've said it before, God has a chimp named Bepo."

-Stephen Colbert May 8th 2007
by Tony Pags December 27, 2008
mugGet the Chimp-pansymug.

Chunka Chimp

The Northern European Chunka Chimp, hales from the North of England.
Generally found to be a young lady who eats too much
by Dude-Sweet May 19, 2005
mugGet the Chunka Chimpmug.

river chimp

Want to go buy some fish from the river chimps?
by Cplcustard December 25, 2021
mugGet the river chimpmug.

spankin' the chimp

jerking off, whacking away at your member, pulling your pud.
i called dave to go to the bar, but he was too bush spankin' the chimp to go out.
by anthony December 15, 2004
mugGet the spankin' the chimpmug.

chimp

all of the above but with a tiny bottom lip beard, big hair and usually a cap
he looks a proper chimp
by a pseudonym April 29, 2004
mugGet the chimpmug.

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