chimp licker

A man/woman that likes giving oral sex to the unshaven vaginal or anal area.

1.if you like licking hairy asses or pussies!
2.if you like o-natural
3.you don't like a shaven haven
4.or you actually in fact lick real life chimps!
1.hey you chimp licker!
2.you are a chimp licker!
3.i know a chimp licker too!
4.how many chimp licker's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
by luke gibson May 19, 2006
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chimps fingers

She had nipples on her like chimps fingers.
by DavidTheGit June 13, 2006
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Chimp-pansy

An activist or bleeding-heart liberal who wholly embraces the rights of Chimpanzees, Monkeys, Apes, Gorillas, Orangutans, Baboons, Douroucoulis or other primates.

Related Words: Tree Hugger, Hippie.
Chimp-pansy: I will not rest until these animals are afforded the same rights and respect as we humans!

Lawyer: (Pulls down pants, takes a crap in own hand and flings said crap at the Chimp-pansy)

"...These chimp-huggers, or chimp-pansies ... are just trying to circumvent the evolution debate. Folk's, we've been over this. A chimp cannot be a man because man is made in God's image and chimps are made in God's chimp's image. I've said it before, God has a chimp named Bepo."

-Stephen Colbert May 8th 2007
by Tony Pags May 10, 2007
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Chunka Chimp

The Northern European Chunka Chimp, hales from the North of England.
Generally found to be a young lady who eats too much
Look at that Chunka Chimp over there!!!!!
by Dude-Sweet May 18, 2005
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river chimp

A First Nations person from the Port Alberni area
Want to go buy some fish from the river chimps?
by Cplcustard December 26, 2021
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chimp

all of the above but with a tiny bottom lip beard, big hair and usually a cap
he looks a proper chimp
by a pseudonym April 29, 2004
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spankin' the chimp

jerking off, whacking away at your member, pulling your pud.
i called dave to go to the bar, but he was too bush spankin' the chimp to go out.
by anthony December 15, 2004
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