Chapped-lips-stick

On a hot sweaty windy summer’s day, moisture builds in the crotch of a female, in order to bring moisture back she uses chapped-lips-stick.

It was hot as fuck at the street fair, my pussy is sweating, anyone got some of that chapped-lips-stick?

by Nipple Knockers April 3, 2022

CUS (Chapped Urethra Syndrome)

CUS ,or Chapped Urethra Syndrome, is a condition in which the urethral area is chapped to an extreme level. This chaffed area can be caused by aggressive intercourse, (ROUGH SEX!) ramming foreign objects/animals into the vaginal area, or just being a sluttyMcslut face, you slut.

So stop putting that "Silver Rabbit" into your cooter, and put a damn padlock on your sandpaper underground. WHORE.

Cures: Not being a hoebag, external creams, not being Ke$ha, home remidies, (including cat urine mixed with mayo) waxing your clitoris, and use a sandpaper/buffer on that badboy.
Symptoms: Your vagina exploding with puss and green crap.

"SHIT. Look at this, I might have that "CUS (Chapped Urethra Syndrome)" ShayShay said she had last week. Damn porch monkeys and their dirty dicks!"

"Damn, this girl I was gonna impregnate has 'dat "CUS (Chapped Urethra Syndrome)", and pussed all ova my dick, yo! I wus like, SHIT CUH, CLEAN DAT PUSS."

"I'd rather have dat Blue Waffle shit than this CUS on my pussy. Damn Jews. I wish Hitler was around!"

by Trish_The_Hebrew May 9, 2010

Chipped

To never win at anything and to lose by a rediculous margin.

"Man you killed me in Fifa, Forty-five to nothing....I GOT CHIPPED!!!"

by Commissioner K August 10, 2009

CHOPPED

chopped is having some laughing out the ass

he had me chopped .

by tuty21 June 12, 2012

chopped ass

the stingy afterburn that results from lack of attention to severe swampass

it was so hot out yesterday, that after i mowed the lawn, my chopped ass kept me off of my feet all night.

by Zimdaddy August 16, 2003

Chapped stick

After a weekend of many sexual encounters, what your man stick looks like on Monday.

Man, I had so much sex on the weekend I got "Chapped Stick"!

by bransey99 February 25, 2009

Chipped

The "slap happy" mood where you are in a constant state of giggle.

"Gosh, Chloe was chipped for half an hour after she heard that pun."

by dabigkahunas April 1, 2017