cheefing

scratch you,r fanny to stay away from tranny

"scratch my fanny before i see daddy!"
"me too cheefing

by funky jazz stains August 11, 2018

Cheifing

Hanging out with friends; having a good time, kicking it with the boys.

Ex: wyd? We’re just here cheifing

by Whatsupwitittho June 14, 2018

Chexing

Chat + sexting = Chexing

chat sex

sexting

cybersex
booty caller
sex
masturbation
chat

He: "Do you have big boobs?"

She: "What?!? We just met. I thought you wanted a long-term relationship!"

He: "Do you like it when a man uses his....."

She: "Okay, stop right there. I'm NOT chexing with you tonight!!"

by JaneIam October 15, 2012

chewing the gristle

performing the act of cunnilingus on an ugly and/or obese woman.

masticating on a tough piece of beef or pork

severing the umbilical cord with teeth

"oh my dayz bruv, i know you aint fussy or nuttin' blood, but i can't believe you chewed the gristle of fat sam, you fuckin' skank!"

"oy chunky! Get your munting fat arse over here and let me chew your gristle, ya fat bitch"

"ha ha, you fuckin' wrong'n, i heard about you chewing the gristle of that unit from 'the log and cupcake'!"

by Lord Crobfish July 28, 2009

cheming=cos poop dick theta

the equivalency of munging Mrs. Heming or Cheming; makes barfing a desirable option

"That guy totally just munged a dead nun!" barf-vomit-barf

by andyfellovernet April 7, 2003

Chewing the fat

Verb phrase meaning giving oral sex to a man. To give someone a blowjob.

For example:

Tom was chewing the fat with Eddy.
-is the same as-
Tom was giving head to Eddy.

Tom was chewing the fat with Eddy.

Margo was chewing the fat with Ryan.

by Whisama February 4, 2017

chewing the salmon

when one proceeds to gnaw on a womans pink vaginal area 'salmon' i chewed that salmon

you ever been caught chewing the salmon?

by john wezt the fisherman October 20, 2008