Catan

A rash on a board gamers butt that just won’t go away

The catan that settled on his buttocks was very difficult for the doctor to cure.

by Neural observer January 17, 2021

chanana sandwich

Tasty sandwich, made of Cheddar cheese on bread with banana

Tarzan: OMG I'm so hungry!
Jane: I could make you a chanana sandwich?
Tarzan: You're the best!

by jurgies March 13, 2013

chalanka

to urinate in ones mothers mouth while jerking off a rhinosurous

Many african tribes chalanka 5 times a day.

by trisha and brian. December 9, 2004

chaban

An 40 year old perverted man who stalks little girls and boys and wears lots of eye liner..a chaban is usually overweight and proud of his curves..a chaban is very dangerous and when passing one you should always have a buddy {just in case he strikes}. chabans usually have gray hair and slinty eyes..{perfect for seeing aroud corners} and can almost always be seen sporting a $5.00 shirt in a fruity colour like yellow or pink. Chabans love the darkness and always enjoy working at the computers alone watching students run by..{so always carry a flashlight}
bottom line is a chaban is a dangerous old man who loves girls and boys{ he will come to your school in the form of a friendly substatute teacher ..but belive me..he is much much more than that}

Why are you hidding in the dark like a chaban?

by Some suweet ass kid July 30, 2008

chanandler bong

alter name of chandler bing of friends, the name you would call a person who thrives off sarcastic humor

That Vi, she's one chanandler bong, i'll tell ya what.

by Caustic Fever December 13, 2003

Whore-Chata

A terrible STD that only extreme whores contract.

Man, do you see that girl? I bet she's got some whore-chata going on down there.

by jsadklfdf December 11, 2011

Catana

A Japanese sword that is commonly mispronounced by ignorant Americans. They put emphasis on the middle 'a' instead of the last 'a'. The mispronunciation itself can piss off actual Japanese speaking people including me.

Ninja in training 1: I just got a new Catana(Cuh-toh-nuh) blade.
Ninja in training 2: Ass. Any actual Japanese speaking person knows that its pronounced Catana(Cuh-tuh-na). You just pissed me off because of your mispronunciation.

by Naramiko Hashimoto November 24, 2011