candidate

A candidate is the prospective recipient of an award or honor or a person seeking or being considered for some kind of position.

A sweat-inducing fecal discharge you enter in to the Poop of the Year competition, usually characterized by teeth-grinding, hole burning and otherwise uncomfortable toilet sitting.
Afterward; a sense of transcendence and accomplishment followed by peace and happiness/better fitting pants.

Sarah Palin

Bob: Dude you OK?

You: Yeah, I just dropped off a candidate at the ballot box

Bob: Candidate? For what?

You: Poop of the Year

by Redeye Knight July 22, 2009

Candi

A manipulative person in the popular game Maplestory. Goes by the name Sugarbaiis, MrsElite, ThisIsCandi, Nutroll, Foxykiwi. A Candi like person will lie and say they love you and respect you only to get a personal gain.

Not every Candi is sweet on the inside.

by lol20x July 13, 2009

chaddin

It's whatcha do. The most balla shit you can do.

Q: Are you chaddin yet?
A: I'm chaddin all the time.

by ch4drock December 10, 2008

Chaddie

Another word for a ginger with a 2 incher who owns 15 chickens. All of his chickens are named nugget.

Jimmy: "Gosh. Why does that orange-haired guy smell so much like chickens?"
John: "He's such a Chaddie."

by Bloodeh September 21, 2015

candiferousness

There is no definition to to this word. It's something I heard Don King say once.

I gave Don King the mexican avalanche with great prejudice and candiferousness.

by the prophet March 26, 2003

chadditude

A state of pure awesomeness. The feeling that the world has, and will continue to throw you every possible curve ball, but

you are determined to rise above.

'There is no quit in that guy, he's got quite the chadditude.'

by krh23280 April 10, 2010

Candiru

A fish that lives in the amazon and it can swim in your penis when you pee in the water and Dont try and rip it out cause it will devover you dick

That guy got infected by the candiru fish when he pissed in the water

by Corn dip mobile December 29, 2012