The Stupid Chair

Any chair (usually of varying quality) that resides outside a ladies dressing room. Typically populated with disgruntled boyfriends/husbands with angry or resigned expressions, surrounded by shopping bags.

"Did you see that guy in the stupid chair? I heard he fell for the 'I'll just be a minute,' gambit."

"Yeah, whatever. I'm gonna hang out in the stupid chair until you're done."

by mdonovan December 8, 2007

chair clap

A maneuver oftenly performed by twitch.tv streamer JASONR, in which a folding chair is picked up and repeatedly opened and closed, making what sounds like a clapping noise. This usually only happens when he receives a large donation or does something godlike in whatever game he’s playing.

JASONR: “50 DOLLAR FUCKIN TOP D?!”
JASONR: “JR FUCKIN CHAIR CLAPS IN THE CHAT BOYS.”
*begins chair clapping*

by NicoWeeko March 6, 2018

Teto Chair

A type of sentient chair that has power to control any living being minds

can also be used to tell someone's power

man, that's strong as teto chair

by SombreroParty May 19, 2020

Dome Chair

A chair where a bro receives dome(a blow job). It is preferred to be a beam bag chair or soccer mom chair.

Phil: Mike you stole my dome chair.
Mike: Well I'm getting head tonight unlike you.
Phil: True. Tell my mom I say hi.

by UWM April 29, 2011

chair taster

someone with an extremely good taste in chairs. namely someone with an attractive face and someone that loves comfortability, style, being cool, and is extremely smart also. a bed taster on the other hand....

boy: mannn that chick is such hot stuff. her cool chair turns me on, shes such a good chair taster
hot chick 99: yeahh guys. my chair is nicee and round. ;)

by bree12345 June 16, 2010

wheel chair

Racecar for the walking-impaired

Hey, NICE WHEELS, Buddy. That's a real hot wheel chair you've got. Zoom, Zoom.

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003

Chair Crusher

A overweight person who is so extremely fat, if they sit on a normal human chair it will be crushed by their massive girth.

dude 1 : Did you see that fat chick at the bar?

dude 2 : Yeah, she was a real chair crusher

by TV CAR July 25, 2010