Calendar Droppings

Purposely planting awkward and embarrasing meetings in your co-workers Outlook calendar for everyone to see.

Dude, I have a GILF date with Joe's grandmother tonight? And a prostate exam right after? I think I'm the victim of some calendar droppings.

by reliefpitcher June 24, 2008

Celebracious

Joyous to the point of obsurdity. Festive to the 10th power. Rishschmockously blissful.

DRUNKEN GROOM: I'd like to thank everyone for attending our CELEBRACIOUS occasion.

PISSED OFF BRIDE: You As*hole!

by Juanny Cashito August 25, 2008

Celebracrush

A crush on a celebrity. A feeling of lust for somebody famous that will not be fulfilled.

Bob: You have such a Celebracrush on George Clooney.
Greg: Doesn't everybody?

or...

Steve: OMG I <3 Hayley Williams!
Sally: You should get over that Celebracrush coz' you don't have a chance.

by Z0MGCODY September 26, 2009

celeblunt

The act of celebrating with a blunt.

It's Emily's birthday, why don't we all celeblunt?

by clubk October 14, 2009

Celebrasite

An individual who gains celebrity through the use of social media (e.g., reality television, sex tapes) and then exploits their fame to feed-off of their followers and increase their brand without contributing anything meaningful to society

"Kim Kardashian is a celebrasite!"

by DrJGo November 20, 2011

calendar ho

a hot playmate who appears on porn calendars

man- hey guy's name want to go to the bar

guy- naw, stayin' home to watch a hot calendar ho

by rickreel November 30, 2011

calendar snooping

When one analyzes a co-worker's online calendar for the sole purpose of learning their personal or work business.

Person #1: Hey, Stacy told me you met with the hiring manager for that marketing job last week.

Person #2:How would she know that?

Person #1: She was calendar snooping again.

by all worked up February 21, 2012