jayden carbone

A really nice guy who loves basketball and loves to play nba 2k17 and cod he picks up all the girls and has fun on face book and snapchat he also has alot of ugly friends

Jayden carbone is very funny

by Anonymouseddsssonsb June 14, 2017

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carboneing

The act of meeting random broads and nailing them with force, typical done by a carbone.

Dude I toataly forgot about study group, sorry I was carboneing .

by Not carbone June 19, 2017

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jeremy carbone

someones who throws away origami that took me ages to make ;( and also force you to do work.

"don't throw away my origami jeremy carbone"

by mr t stars in kazaam November 26, 2017

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carbonate

When you sit on the toilet to take a dump but you only end up farting a bunch of times.

"I hope you had a good shit cause we still have a while to go on this road trip."
"Um. Well, it was kinda frustrating cause I guess I didn't have to go that toilet"
"Son of a bitch!"
"Hey, it's not my fault I was only able to carbonate that toilet! I really thought I had to do go!"

by Onehitwonder? November 28, 2017

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Carbon Dickprint

The amount of carbon footprint created by masturbating to pornography with a story line based in gasoline related transportation.

Dillion: So, I was jerking off to this hot chick on Slam Van #mobilestabbincabin and it got real weird.

Everyone else involved: (scoff) Your carbon dickprint is causing the extinction of the warted toad licker of South America!

by Deanzie bopper March 19, 2018

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