Cape Carnivore

Getting quickly into an involved sexual emotional relationship only to fly out of your own life or crash land into the sea.

Robert J. Lanier

I need to walk slowly with you in the uphill direction and not blast off on Cape Carnivore.

by Robert J. Lanier January 16, 2008

CafèSex

A person who has sex with cafeteria workers. Their relationship gives them extra food with a extra side of vaginal/seminal juices in a cup or a torn up pink sock in a cup.

Shit he's having cafèsex with the old ass lunch man.

by Josherrr October 30, 2011

caeser salad

The act of eating out an asshole after cumming inside said asshole.

I gave this girl a caeser salad but it didn't taste very good.

by Bohdar November 14, 2013

Cape Cod cunt cake

An affluent person on CapeCod, being a typical douche bag.

Hey you Cape Cod cunt cake, back your god damn grocery cart up and get the fuck out of my way.

by Yeti guy November 25, 2017

booger cape

A nice large booger that covers over the entire fingertip (once it is picked) on all sides forming this unique and rare phenomenom.

Jason picked a massive booger cape and smeared it on Judy's sleeve.

by JHop April 5, 2009

Glory Cakes

The most prestigious label one's ass may receive; a title only worthy to those who have a truly glorious ass.

Glory Cakes, black yoga pants, ten o'clock!

Damn, check out the Glory Cakes on that bitch!

by Hookr December 8, 2010

donkey cakes

Donkey cakes is anotha way of describing a female with a nice,big fat ass!

Hot damn,that girls got some DONKEY CAKES in those Jeans!!!!!

by T-MAN THE REALIST September 27, 2010