Canon Sue

A character in fan fiction (typically the author themselves) who is inserted into an existing universe and is unrealistically perfect. A fan-fiction version of Mary Sue: A term for a character who is unrealistically perfect without any flaws in (original) novels (Male of Mary Sue: Gary Stu)

"When she wrote herself into Harry Potter as the best witch ever, becoming the headmistress of Hogwarts while being a student, defeating Voldemort with itching powder and a single sponge, she created a canon sue."

by DictionaryDecimator July 6, 2024

Canon G7X Mart II

A small sexy fucking nigger camera of a fucking sexy one. Flipup camera is fucking nigga sexy.

Canon: Build

Canon G7X Mart II: gets fucked so hard its number 1 camera

by afjdklfsjdklö May 14, 2024

Canon

The absolute hottest man ever with a huge cock and an even bigger ass

Look at that canon he is so hot

by Oooooooogggggqqaa February 25, 2024

Canon Spark

When one has an idea that sounds like it could be a part of a ficton's canon.
Will generally leave behind a trail of confused people until properly explained.

"I've had an idea! It all fits in with the canon! The generic macguffin could have been used way before by the bad guy!"
"That's called a canon spark. I'm calling that a canon spark."
"...When has that ever been called a canon spark?"

by R. Sposchki August 24, 2018

Canon

The most epic God person you will find and is extremely legendary and is a gamer God and will crush a seonghwan in anything.

Canon the god

by SEONGHWAN SUX May 16, 2021

Canon I work for pretty simple

It is said by famous tiktoker @loamfy on every meme of a game called criminal case, if you’re gonna use it credit tiktoker @loamfy

Peter: *shows loamfy a criminal case meme*
Loamfy: canon I work for pretty simple

by Loamfy February 11, 2023

DIRTY CANON

When you take a wet shit on the ground, shovel it up, mix it with bananas and peas in a blender and then shoot it up your girlfriends ass, just to suck it back out with a straw. Then get your girlfriend pregnant.

I went to my girlfriends house and performed a fierce DIRTY CANON on her.

After doing the dirtiest of DIRTY CANON’s, I had to make a sudden trip to the ER.

by Mosart May 10, 2020