certified glazer

To go above and beyond the normal.

If you off your ass doing what you need to do you are a certified glazer.

by Certified glazer September 7, 2016

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AFA Certified

Stripper term used to determine level of cleanliness. (Alcohol Fresh Anus)

“Hey Diamond, are you currently AFA Certified?”

“My AFA Certification is up for renewal the 5th time this afternoon.”

by AFA Certified November 29, 2019

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jungle roll the beef curtians

to have sex with a female who is so loose you can roll up her snatch

"bro i had to jungle roll the beef curtians last night"

"NO WAY"

"way"

by the dina March 6, 2009

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Certifiable

(adj) Completely NUTS. Past the point of "ticking". Ready to flip OUT.

Oh shit! That chick's been off her meds for a few days now! She's certifiable!

by starlight88 February 4, 2010

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the most funny,retarded,smart and VERY good looking person. he makes all the girls want him. he works out a lot and never likes to lose. he will make you smile in a blink of a eye. he makes you feel special and unforgettable. cartier will never let you down and he knows what comes first. and loves to play active sports.

who is that fine dude walking by
GIRL THATS CARTIER

by lil M.C April 25, 2019

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100% Certified

Adjective:

1. The art of being fearless in the bedroom when it comes to pounding box.

2. During the act of pounding box, there are no limits to how far you will go to show her who is boss.

3. On a female the licking and cleaning of the anus and the region above or below ( depends what position your in ) the box.

4. Once recieving the title everyone knows who the 100% Certfied guys are and they attract girls who want to get certified.

Guy 1: Yo last night I had sex with this dime slimmy.
Guy 2: Nice breh did you lick her asshole?
Guy 1: No why you ask?
Guy 2: Cause then your pathetic self ain't "100% Certified."

Rico Suave loves lickin anus and cleaning that shit with his tongue...That white boy is 100% Certified.

"Girls love guys who are 100% Certified"

by Rico #10 December 17, 2009

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