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Buttered Toast

To make someone "Buttered Toast" is to buast a fat nut on a tan latino girl.
Brian: Yo Tom, i just made Selena into Buttered Toast Last night!
by Kameronii May 6, 2018
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butterd

when you're "everyone knows it's butters"ed
woah.. you just got butterd...
by professor chaos May 23, 2003
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buttered

buttered means coke high.
"michele, i'm buttered!"
"i know, i'm super buttered dude"
by heathaaa February 17, 2005
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buttered her muffin

To stuff her girl's vagina with half a stick of butter. Then let the body heat melt melt for 3 and half minutes. After this begin to eat her out and suck out the melted butter.

When your mouth is filled with butter (and maby cum...or blood if it's her period), oper her bum up a bit with your fingers and begin to give the lucky lady a rimjob, and slowely let the melted butter in your mouth drip down into her hole of darkness. This will provide proper lubrication for the next step, which is to stick your penis into her ass...
"My sister tried baking cookies with this guy, but he forgot to bring every thing aside from the butter, so he buttered her muffin, and then when I gave him a blowjob afterwards it tasted like butter and farts."

"In home ec. ...my friend... let the teacher butter her muffin so I...I mean my friend... wouldn't fail, but I'm worried because the class thinks my friend has a wierd rash on my- err...her... vagina, but it was just an alergic reaction to the butter." ~Me talking about my friend, who is so totally not me.
by SPEDcial Forces May 19, 2008
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Buttered toast

When you are having sex and you beat her ass cheeks until they turn red and then get burnt to a crisp, then you start to cum on her cheeks and rub it around with your hands, finally licking it all up and gobbling it down
Friend: it was crazy last night
You: I know, I ate some buttered toast !!!
by Ninjassassin109 April 1, 2016
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butted seam

The thingy on a dry wall board with nails in it.
Geoff knows what a butted seam is.
by Anonymous August 17, 2003
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Hot Buttered

The act of getting diarrhea overload and releasing a torrent of anal leakage onto your girlfriend's ass as if it were a baked potato.
A: Man, did you hear what Derpin D did last night?
B: Yeah, bro, he totally hot buttered his girl. She ain't no 11 anymore.
by BigBubba47 April 6, 2016
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