burrito in the fridge

Similar to "elephant in the room".

A metaphorical idiom for an obvious truth that is being ignored or goes unaddressed.

"Hey Robert? I think we need to talk about the burrito in the fridge."

by rotatingrocks February 1, 2012

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Burritoes and bluesed

To top a child in a public place

He burritoes and bluesed her

by TheHeartPartIV June 11, 2017

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Breakdown Burrito

A burrito you make during a mental breakdown

“Yeah it’s 3 AM and I’m just hanging out eating a Breakdown Burrito”

by catbat November 16, 2019

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when your having anal sex and your partner starts deficating on your dick. You pull out and run to the bathroom to wash it off and you run into the closed door and smash your dick smearing the poop all over the door making it look like a smashed burrito.

Boss: "Good morning John, how was your night?"
John: "OH man, you wouldn't believe it. Last nite me and my wife were having butt sex and I ended up getting a smashed burrito"
Boss: "Sorry, John. Times are tough"

by KayDeeAre August 7, 2009

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Boston Burrito

when one cums in a large tube sock (preferably white) then proceeds to shit in the sock then smash it up until it is mixed well. next the sock is slapped across the womans face leaving a brown mark on her cheek.

Bitch got pissy last night, so i cheered her up with a good ol' Boston Burrito!

by Zuno January 17, 2008

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